My apologies for the shambles I’ve created in my comments section to those kind enough to comment. I seem to be replying to comments from one post on another post, and I haven’t the foggiest idea how I’ve been doing it. But, with God’s grace and a good blaster by my side, I’ll get it sorted out. “The time is out of joint/ Oh, cursed spite that ever I was born to set it right!”
Twenty lashes with a wet noodle.
Had that done to me once. Thought it’d be kinda, you know, kinky fun, but I just wound up with noodle stuck to butt and, well, that was kinda gross.