03.13.16
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Donald Trump Is More Woman Than Man, Scientist Says

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I’m Donald Trump, And I Support This Message.

Transville, New Jersey.   A Republican scientist today revealed that Donald Trump is more woman than man.  “It may be hard to believe, given her misogynistic messages and hate-filled rants,”  Republican scientist, Ben Meover, said earlier today, “but it’s totally true.  Donald Trump is more woman than man, and would more appropriately be named, Donna Trump than Donald.  Her rage and anger during her rallies are due to the high level of estrogen flowing  through her veins, and she’d be much calmer if she simply admitted she was, indeed, a woman and not a man.  I beg you, Donna, stop this charade and admit who you are.  It’s OK, girl, I’m here to cuddle you.  End the rage at your rallies and be the girl you are.  It’s OK.”   The Arm Chair Pontificator supports all transgender people, even Donna Trump.  $Amen$

25 thoughts on “Donald Trump Is More Woman Than Man, Scientist Says”

  1. An insult to ladies everywhere

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  2. Oh how much I love this!! 😀

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  3. Ben Meover! Good one, kind of what you might expect from a republican scientist.

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  4. Wait a minute… Republican scientist?

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  5. Ouch.. Your are BRAVE good friend. Watch out for her amazon hit woman’s. Hugs

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  7. This totally explains the hair-do. 😉

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  9. This is news. Should have appeared as breaking news

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  10. Ha! That explains those small hands!

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  11. This revelation is sure to create some awkward restroom moments this summer at the Republican Convention!

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