Jesus And Yahweh Spotted In Local YMCA

Yahweh And Jesus

Yahweh And Jesus

Attention-Seeking City, Minnesota.    A local man named Geoffrey I. Aint-lyin’ reported that he saw, and photographed, Jesus Christ and his pops, Yahweh, earlier today in a YMCA locker room.  “I was walkin’ outta da shower when suddenly, right in front of me, walks Jesus and Yahweh.  They both had halos over their heads, and they smelled like that incense stuff ‘dey burn in church on Sundays.  I asked ’em, ‘Hey! Are you guys really Jesus and Yahweh?’  And dey says, ‘Yes we are my son.  Is there anything we can do to help you?’  I was so shocked all I could think of was to take out my phone and ask if I could take their picture.  They said yes, and I did.  Unfortunately, the locker room was kinda steamy, so the pic’s kinda blurry, but I assure you, that’s really Jesus and Yahweh you’re lookin’ at.  After I took the picture they opened a window and ascended through it into the heavens.  I’m kinda kickin’ myself right now though ’cause my brother lost both his legs in Iraq.  So, I shoulda asked ’em to give him back his legs instead of just askin’ fer a friggin’ picture.  Oh, well, live ‘n learn, eh?  Live ‘n learn.”