Catholics Aren’t True Christians, Says True Christian

Does NOT Included Catholicism

Does NOT Included Catholicism

Lily-White City, California.   True christian, Phil Urassup, said today that there is nothing more damaging to the true message of Christianity than Catholicism.  “Let’s face it, people,”  Mr. Urassup said earlier,  “there isn’t anything even REMOTELY Christian about the Catholics.  Where, for example, does it say in the Bible that to be saved by Jesus, you must first follow, and worship, the Pope?  Where?  Nowhere, that’s where.  Also, Catholics are a silly, superstitious lot who pray to relics, wear crazy voodoo charms, like scapular medals, and kiss the rings of their clergy as a sign of respect.  DISGUSTING, if you ask me.  Thus, as a True Christian, I must say, Catholicism is, undeniably, a pathway to Hell, and not a pathway to Heaven.  If you’re a Catholic, repent, and pray to Jesus to forgive you for professing such a vile, disgusting lie of a faith.  If you can’t do that, at least profess your hatred of gays.  It is well-known, by True Christians, that Jesus hates gays SO much, he just might forgive someone for being Catholic if their hatred of them is equal to, or greater than, his.   May the all-encompassing love of the Lord Jesus Christ be with you in your attempts to earn God’s love and avoid the fires of Hell by being a True Christian.  For now and forever, Amen.”

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