Batman’s Embarrassing Day

So, I'm Fighting The Joker, And I Bend Over, And, SPLIT!!!! My Bloody Tights Rip, Right Down The Middle.  I Mean, My Junk Is Hangin' Out, Waving Hello To Anyone Who Passes By.  Then The Joker, That Bastard, Says, 'Hey, Bats, I've Seen More Meat On A Dirty Fork! Ha! Ha1 Ha! Ha!'  I Mean, HOW Embarrassing!  Thank Jesus Robin Came By And Took Me Home.  How Friggin' Awful This Was! Oy Vey!

So, I’m Fighting The Joker, And I Bend Over, And, SPLIT!!!! My Bloody Tights Rip, Right Down The Middle. I Mean, My Junk Is Hangin’ Out, Waving Hello To Anyone Who Passes By. Then, The Joker, The Bastard, Says, ‘Hey, Bats, I’ve Seen More Meat On A Dirty Fork! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!’ I Mean, HOW More Fuckin’ Embarrassing Can You Get! Thank Jesus Robin Came By With A Bathrobe To Cover Me Up And Take Me Home.  Oy Vey! What An Awful Experience.    Batman, March 9th, 2011