Happy Contraction And Delivery Day

Happy Contractions And Delivery Day To Mothers Everywhere From The Arm Chair Pontificator

Happy Contraction And Delivery Day To Mothers Everywhere From The Staff Of The Arm Chair Pontificator.  We Hope Your Labor Was, Or Will Be,  An Easy One.

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The Arm Chair Pontificator Now Has 7 Billion Followers

thank youWe here at The Arm Chair Pontificator are proud to announce we now have 7 billion followers. Pretty much every living man, woman, and child on the planet now subscribes to this blog. No words could ever do justice to the pride we feel in this surreal and truly difficult to believe accomplishment. We knew when we started the blog, well, I did at least, that we’d get at least 8 or 9 hundred million subscribers, but this exceeds even our wildest expectations. We’d like to express our sincere thanks to the inhabitants of the planet Earth for this universal show of support for the very serious and very important work we here at The Arm chair Pontificator do. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Hugs and kisses go out to you all!!!