1.) …. I crawled into your parents bedroom window late one night to introduce myself as your fiance.
2.) …. I delivered flowers to your 98-year-old grandmother at her nursing home on a sunny Summer day.
3.) …. I played Santa one Christmas at a downtown dept store.
4.) …. I applied for a job at the FBI building in New York in the middle of a blizzard a few years ago.
5.) …. I borrowed your sister’s bike to ride around town with for a few hours and not returning it til the police told me I had to.
6.) …. I showed up at your son’s Bar Mitzvah and asked if I could borrow some sugar.
7.) …. I got pulled over for speeding and had to tell the cops I’d left my wallet at home.
8.) …. I tried to hail a taxi in downtown Chicago at 4AM one winter night in ’97.
9.) …. I tried to file a sexual harassment complaint against my fellow KFC workers during spring break from my classes at Harvard one year.
10.) …. I showed up at a children’s birthday party in Chucky Cheese and demanded they give me a slice.