Man Disappointed Today Is Saturday, Not Friday

Mr. Harry P. Nus

Mr. Harry P. Nus

Portland, Oregon.   A man today, Harry P. Nus, woke up thinking today was Friday and became deeply disappointed when he discovered it was, in fact, Saturday.   “This really sucks,” Mr. Nus said earlier.  “I could’ve sworn it was Friday when I awoke this morning.  I didn’t realize it was Saturday until I opened the paper and saw it was Saturday.  Apparently, yesterday was Friday, my favorite day of the week, but I was so convinced yesterday was Thursday that I completely missed out on the whole Friday experience.   To say my disappointment in this is all-encompassing would be an understatement.  I’m thinking of buying some of those underwear with the days of the week on them so this type of thing doesn’t happen again.  Well, I’m off to bed now, because tomorrow is Monday, and I gotta go to work.”