Former Pope, Benedict, Converts To Islam To Wed 12 Year Old Girl: Part Two

Former Pope, Benedict As He Looks Today

Former Pope, Benedict, Now Sheikh Allah BaBa BooBoo

Shitland, Ohio.  Hello to all my fans! This is Sheikh Allah BaBa BooBoo, formerly know as Pope Benedict XVI.  I’ve noticed many of you have shown an interest in me and my decision to convert to Islam so that I could wed the love of my life, a 12-year-old girl-child whose name embarrassingly alludes me at the moment.

Who'd Think She Was Only 13, Eh?

Allah BaBa BooBoo’s 4th wife, Ms. “Hey-You-Get-The-Fuck-Over-Here-Now-“

Well, you’ll be happy to know that not only do I now belong to a true monotheistic religion, there is NO god but Allah, I’m happily married to not one but 5 brides all under the age of 13!  I can’t tell you what country I’m in, for fear the parents of my brides might track me down and do horrible things to me, but I can tell you I’m quite sexually satiated and at peace with God (and the laws of the country where I live).  It is a true blessing not to have to explain that Christian nonsense about 3 being 1 anymore. No one is that stupid, and Christians embarrass themselves every time the topic comes up.

Young Bride-Beater Bullwhip

Young Bride-Beater Bullwhip

I get up each morning and have 5 very young brides hopping about doing whatever I demand of them.  And I truly believe that, though they may feel they MUST do as I demand because of the large bull whip I use on them when they don’t, they do the things I demand out of a deep love and respect they have for me, Sheikh Allah BaBa BooBoo.  Life is good, my friends. The key to being happy, I’ve found, is living in a country where your particular sexual fetish isn’t just accepted, it’s considered the will of God that you act upon it.  I’ll check back soon.  Bye til then, Sheikh Allah BaBa BooBoo

Former Pope, Benedict, Converts To Islam To Wed 12 Year Old Girl

Former Pope, Benedict, As he Looks Today

Former Pope, Benedict, As he Looks Today

Unbelievableville, New Jersey.  News out of the Middle East today is that former Pope, Benedict, has converted to Islam in order to wed a 12-year-old girl he first saw while on vacation in Orlando this past winter. “I saw her coming off the ‘It’s A Small World’ ride at Disney World and knew I had to have her,” said Benedict, who now calls himself Sheikh Allah BaBa BooBoo. “My mind immediately began to race toward ways I could possess a young girl both legally and morally, and I decided the best way would be to convert to Islam, kidnap the child, take her to a country run by fanatical Muslim idealists, and marry the bitch there. That’s exactly what I did, too. And there ain’t a fuckin’ thing anyone can do or say about it because my faith allows my disgusting behavior. And, since the world gives religion a blind deference, you can just piss off if you don’t like it.”  It is not known which Muslim country Sheikh BaBa BooBoo is living in, but President Obama released a statement today claiming his hands were tied in this matter due to it being a religious issue and imaginary, invisible beings were involved that could send him to Hell if he angered them by interfering.