93% Of Trump Supporters Believe ISIS Is Part Of The Soviet Union


New York, New York.   The results of a survey released today by CNN shows that 93% of Donald Trump supporters firmly believe ISIS is part of the Soviet Union.  “These results are shocking, to say the least,” said Ben Atdanee, a professional survey conductor and part-time tuba tuner for CNN.  “The survey consisted of just one question: Is ISIS part of the Soviet Union?   There were only three possible answers: Yes, no, or undecided.  93 of the 100 Trump supporters surveyed said yes.  The other 7 said they were undecided.   When told the Soviet Union dissolved over 2 decades ago and ISIS never had anything to do with it, 87 of the 100 participants shouted, in unison, ‘Fuckin’ Benghazi, mother fucker!’  The other 13 were too drunk to respond verbally to the statement so they simply belched and passed out.  Next week we’ll be conducting a survey to see how many Trump supports are in favor of placing a wall around New Mexico as well as Mexico.  The results of it will be published once we have them.”