Texas Killed By Assassin’s Bullet

The Great, Conservative State Of Texas Was Killed Today By An Assassins Bullet That Authorities Believe Was Fired From A Tall Building Somewhere Near The New Mexico/Texas Border.   Texas Is Survived By Its Fellow Southern, Conservative States, Florida & Mississippi.  Funeral Services For Texas Will Be Held This Wednesday On The Oklahoma/Texas Border From 8AM Until 7PM, CST.  After Services,  The Murdered State Will Be Cut Free Of The Mainland And Set Adrift In The Gulf Of Mexico Will It Will Be Blown To Bits By The Fire Power Of A Thousand Drones Armed With Nuclear Missals.  Rest In Peace, Texas.  Your Conservative, Self-Righteous, Christian Bullshit Will Surely Be Missed By All Who Knew You.

The Great, Conservative State Of Texas Was Killed Today By An Assassin’s Bullet That Authorities Believe Was Fired From A Tall Building Somewhere Near The New Mexico/Texas Border. Texas Is Survived By Its Fellow Southern, Conservative States, Florida & Mississippi. Funeral Services For Texas Will Be Held This Wednesday On The Oklahoma/Texas Border From 8AM Until 7PM, CST. After Services, The Murdered State Will Be Cut Free Of The Mainland And Set Adrift On The Gulf Of Mexico Where It Will Be Blown To Bits By The Fire-Power Of A Thousand Drones Armed With A Thousand Nuclear Missiles.   Rest In Peace, Texas. Your Conservative, Self-Righteous, Gun-Toting, Christian Bullshit Will Surely Be Missed By All Who Knew You.