Coming This Christmas, Alt-Right Talking Plush Toys

Swastika Village, Texas.    Do you have trouble finding Christmas gifts for your racist pals in the Alt-Right movement?   Are you an Alt-Right member yourself who feels discriminated against because there are no toys marketed toward white supremacists?  Well, your worries are over.   Just in time for Christmas, the All Colors Are Great As Long As They’re White Toy Company is releasing several new Alt-Right talking plush toys designed to make white supremacists of all ages giddy with joy.  These toys are only $9.99 a piece, and if you order one now, you’ll get a free, Trump May Be Orange, But We Love Him Any Way t-shirt absolutely free.   Here are pics of the toys along with the phrases they’ll say when you, or your racist kids, squeeze them.

1.)

Give Whitey, The Hitler Youth Seal a good squeeze and hear him recite Hitler's masterpiece, Mein Kampf in it's entirety.

Give Whitey, The Hitler Youth Seal a good squeeze and hear him recite Hitler’s masterpiece, Mein Kampf in its entirety.

2.)

Every time you squeeze Whitey The Cats tummy he says, "Meow! This cookie I'm eating is great cause it was made by white people in America and not by icky Mexican people in Mexico."

Every time you squeeze Whiteness The Cat’s tummy he says, “Meow! This cookie I’m eating is great cause it was made by white people in America and not by icky Mexican people in Mexico.”

 

3.)

Pick up any member of The Snow White family and give 'em a squeeze. When you do, you'll hear one of these wonderful phrases: 1.) "We're smilin' cause we're white 'n we're proud." 2.) "It's great to not be black." 3.) Mexicans belong behind big-ass walls." 4.) "Jesus was white; that's why he loves us and hates you."

Pick up any member of The Snow White Family and give ’em a squeeze. When you do, you’ll hear one of these wonderful phrases: 1.) “We’re smilin’ cause we’re white ‘n we’re proud.” 2.) “It’s great to not be black.” 3.) Mexicans belong behind big-ass walls.” 4.) “Jesus was white; that’s why he loves us and hates brown people.”

Order yours now while supplies last at http://www.luvwhites.com

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