A Few Things Trump Has Recently Acquired

1.)

Paul Ryan's Spine

Paul Ryan’s Spine

 

2.)

Kellyanne Conway's Soul

Kellyanne Conway’s Soul

 

3.)

Sean Spicer's Underwear

Sean Spicer’s Underwear

 

4.)

A Glass Of Vladimir Putin's Semen

Glass Of Vladimir Putin’s Semen

 

5.)

Chris Christie's Balls

Chris Christie’s Balls

Republicans Propose Gas Chamber/Crematorium Option To Replace Obama Care

"Repeal Obama Care, Gas And Cremate The Poor, The Disabled And War Veterans In Need Of Health Insurance, And Carry On Giving Welfare To The Richest People In America," Says Speaker Of The House, Paul Ryan

“Repeal Obama Care, Gas And Cremate The Poor, The Disabled, And Injured War Veterans; Then Carry On Giving Welfare To The Richest People In America,” Says Speaker Of The House, Paul Ryan

Fuck The Poor City, New Jersey.  Speaker of the House, Republican Paul Ryan, stated today that, as Republicans destroy Obama Care, it’s far cheaper to simply send the poor, the disabled, injured war veterans, and the elderly into gas chambers and kill them than it is to give them health insurance.  “Look,” said Paul Ryan earlier, “who the fuck gives a shit about disabled people, poor folk, war vets, and the elderly?  I sure as fuck don’t.  So why, in the name of welfare for the wealthy, should we give these useless pieces of shit health insurance?   Fuck that.  The wealthiest of Americans need tax breaks and handouts from the Government in order to ensure their sense of superiority over war vets, elderly folk, the disabled, and the poor.  This is America, a land founded by the rich, for the rich, in 1952.  Fuck you if you think otherwise.  Christ, we Republicans are so good at mind-fucking the average American, we actually get most of them to vote for us every time there’s an election thinking we’re actually gonna help ’em.  Ha, ha, ha!  Idiots.  God bless America, and God bless the richest of Americans.  The poorest and the most disabled of Americans are doomed for gas chambers and cremation.  That’s how Jesus wants it, and God dammit, that’s how Republicans want it.  $Amen$”