Nancy Night Knight,  A Neurotic Narcoleptic

Snore Town,  Maine.     Hello.  My name is Nancy Night Knight, and I’m a neurotic narcoleptic…..zzzzz…….Oh, excuse me.  Did I nod off?  Sorry, I do that some…zzzzzz….Damn it!  I did it again, didn’t I?  It makes me a self-conscious nervous wreck when I……zzzzzz….SHIT!!!  I hate this!  I just know it’s all my fault and I’m……zzzzzz……Oh, how awful of me.   I’m SO sorry.  I’m just worried that one day I’ll fall asleep like that and……zzzzzzz……What?  What was I saying?  Oh, never mind.   Say, is that coffee you’re drinking?  Can I have……zzzzzzz….You know, this is rather……zzzzzz……YAWN!  Oh.  Good morning.  I must have over slept.  I worry that one day I’ll over sleep and then……zzzzzz….OOPS!  Sorry.  I gotta run.  There’s a lot more I had to say, but I’ve got to drive over to my granddaughter’s grade school and pick her up from…….zzzzzz…….