1.) What did the necrophiliac like most about her boyfriend?    He was always stiff.

2.) What was the most popular HBO show among necrophiliacs?   Deadwood.

3.) What book do necrophiliacs read on long plane trips?  Stephen King’s, The Dead Zone.

4.) The smell of —– is an aphrodisiac for necrophiliacs?   Formaldehyde.

5.) Where did the necrophiliac take his bride on their honeymoon?  The Dead Sea.

6.) Why are necrophiliacs angry at Jesus?   Because he was only dead for 3 days.

7.) Name an important quality all necrophiliacs look for in a mate.   Rigamortis.

8.) What brand of deodorant did the necrophiliac give his girlfriend on their first date?  Lysol