Trump To Build Mexican Wall With Legos

Just Try 'N Get Past THIS, You Mexican Hombres!

Just Try ‘N Get Past THIS, You Bad Hombres, You!

Toyland, North Pole.   President Trump today announced a new plan for his Mexican border wall.  “It’s a YUGE idea,” Trump said earlier.  “We’re gonna build the wall out of Legos and save a bigly amount of money by doing so.  Everyone loves Legos, even Mexicans and their President, Hombre Gracias what’s his face.  And since President Hombre and his drug cartel, rapist citizens love Legos, they’ll have no problem with paying for the wall and building it themselves.  Thus, we God-loving Americans will not have to spend a dime or shed a single drop of sweat in constructing this great, impenetrable wall that will keep America free of Mexicans for a YUGE amount of time.  See, I really, really am like a smart person, am I not?  Welp, time to spend 11 million dollars of the taxpayer’s money so I can take the weekend off and golf.  See you all on Monday afternoon.”

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