Trump-Apologist City, New York. Donald Trump recently stated that he does not need to receive security briefings because he’s “like a smart person.” There are a few other famous people who also claimed they were “like a smart person”. Here are a few of them.
1.) Humpty Dumpty: Humpty proclaimed loudly, as he sat upon the wall, “I know I won’t fall because I’m like a smart person who would never do anything to endanger himself.”
2.) Emperor Palpatine from Star Wars: Emperor Palpatine once said to Darth Vader, “Darth, I, like a smart person, trust you with my life completely. I know you’d never do anything to hurt me, like toss me down a power shaft, for example.”
3.) Richard Nixon: President Nixon said to his wife, Pat, once, “Pat, I’m like a smart person. I’d never place a bug to spy on my political enemies anyplace where it would EVER be found.”
4.) Anthony Weiner: Weiner once said to his 16-year-old girlfriend, “Don’t worry, babe. No one will EVER find out I’ve been texting you pics of my hardened genitals.”
5.) Kellyanne Conway: Kellyanne recently said to THE Donald, “Donnie, I’m like a smart person, too. I know damn well I’ll be fondly remembered throughout history for helping you become President and for being an apologist who continually defends all the dangerous, treasonous, stupid shit you do.”
6.) Bill Clinton: Bill once said to Monica Lewinsky, “Monica, hand me that cigar. Oh, and don’t worry about us fuckin’ around like this in the White House. I’m like a smart person, and I can assure you, no one will EVER find out.”
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