Vote Early ‘N Often City, New York. Hello to my fellow Americans and fellow voters. I’m here to tell you that I’ve just ordered 56 thousand mail-in voting ballots for myself and will most certainly cast all of them for Joe Biden so I can help him win the same way I helped President Hillary Clinton win in 2016. It is SOOOO easy to vote as often as you want in America, that I encourage EVERYONE to do it. It’s easy to do, AND, it’s perfectly legal in most states–even my dog voted in 2016 for Hillary. How else could she have won, eh?
My Dog After He Voted For President Hillary Clinton The 56th Time In 2016
So, to all those Trump supporters out there who are worried that the Dems are gonna cheat, I say this: We are gonna cheat! And so should you! It really, really is easy as pie. Just request as many mail-in ballots as you can fill out in 3 or 4 weeks and vote away! Then, on Nov. 3rd, go to your local polling place as many times as you want and cast multiple ballots for Donald Trump. Christ, if it worked to get Hillary elected in 2016, surely it can easily work to get Donald elected this time. You simply MUST vote as often as possible, Trump voters, or the Dems are gonna beat your asses like they did in 2016. Oh, before I leave you to it, please remember to brag to everyone you know, and to the election officials at your voting place on election day, that you are voting multiple times. Everyone will thank you for it; tell you it’s legal, and gladly tell you what a great American you are. So vote away, Trump supporters! Princess Donald is counting on you! $Amen$
Hillary Clinton About To Grope Some Email
Handsy Town, South Carolina. A woman today, by the name of Beverly Titenheimer, said Hillary Clinton groped her email during a rally held here last month. “I had my laptop out and was emailing a friend of mine,” Ms. Titenheimer said earlier, “when Secretary Clinton came down from the stage and grabbed it from me. Her breath reeked of mint Tic Tacs and her hands were cold and clammy. She groped, fingered, prodded and rubbed my email account until tears welled up in my eyes. She then promptly said to me, ‘I can grope people’s email whenever I want and there’s nothing they can do about it because I’m famous.’ After that, she returned my laptop to me, walked back onto the stage, and gave a rousing speech about the cancer risks of using too much rub-on tanning solution. This event has shattered my world, ended my life-long love of mint Tic Tacs, and taken away the wholesome purity of my virginal email. May God have mercy on that woman’s soul for what she’s done to me.”
Green Party Presidential Candidate, Dr. Jill Stein
New York, New York. Green Party Presidential nominee, Jill Stein said today that the 2016 Presidential election is rigged. “Damn straight it is,” Dr. Stein said earlier. “Look, either Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton will win this election. Special interest groups, large corporations, and the static two-party American political system make it impossible for anyone BUT a Republican or a Democrat to win. That’s as rigged as it gets, and it sucks. So, here’s what’s gonna happen. If I lose on November 8th, I will not accept the result. I, and my dozens of followers, will stage a violent uprising that will make the French Revolution seem like a schoolyard brawl by comparison. We will seize control of the U.S. Government and have both Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton drawn and quartered on the front lawn of the White House. It’s time for the people to take back America. Revolution was good enough for George Washington, and, god dammit, it’s good enough for me. Vote Stein on November 8th. Or else.”
No, this is not a satirical piece, it’s real. This man belongs in a mental institution. This is not a political campaign, it’s a hate-filled, disgusting freak show. Check these articles out: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/trump-clinton-shoot_us_57aa2f6de4b0ba7ed23dd652
I’ve very few words for this New York Times compilation video showing Trump supporters spewing hatred at his rallies over the past year. I hope the GOP is proud of the Presidential candidate its voting base has elected. I’ve issues with Hillary Clinton, many, but I seriously doubt people are shouting racial slurs, misogynistic rhetoric and threats to kill Mexican people and Trump, at her rallies. This video is a must see. What a shameful time to be an American. VIEW VIDEO
Trump called for Russia to hack into Hillary Clinton’s emails yesterday. This, combined with his bro-mance with Vladimir Putin, make him a treasonous, anti-American scoundrel and a threat to U.S. national security. He must NOT begin receiving national security updates as he’s scheduled to do any day now. We’ve a traitor running for President, and his name is Donald Trump.
Friend To Vladimir Putin, Russia, China, and ISIS, Donald Trump
Trump-Is-God City, USA. After asking the Russians today to hack Hillary Clinton’s email server for him, Donald Trump declared, “Please, ISIS, kill Hillary Clinton. I hate her, and she bothers me.” Trump further went on to say, “Just as I’ve come to love Vladimir Putin, Russia, and China, I’ve come to develop a deep fondness for my Islamic friends in ISIS. Once you get to know them, they’re really not all that bad. They’re also really good at killing people, and I want Hillary Clinton dead right NOW!!!! She disrespects my greatness with each breath she takes. How DARE she say unflattering things about me! My pal Putin doesn’t do that, and neither do my new pals in ISIS. They like me. They think I’m smart, funny, kind, and good-looking. So, I’m asking you, my ISIS brothers, kill Hillary for me and end this idiotic Presidential race. There really is no race anyway, as only a blind, anti-American idiot would vote for Hillary over me. God bless you, ISIS, and God bless Vladimir Putin, Russia, and America.”