Robert Mapplethorpe, the erotica photographer who gained fame in the ’80’s with his photos depicting the gay BDSM lifestyle, stopped by my office today with some sexy pics of people from the Bible he’s taken since his arrival in Heaven. He heard Moses had shared some of his personal photographs with my readers, and, after first getting permission from his models, he decided he’d like to share some of his. And here they are. Hope you enjoy them.
Judas Iscariot: “Oops! The Button’s Come Off My Pants. Whatever Shall I Do?”
Sarah & Hagar: “Hello Boys. We Were Out Hunting For Something Really, Really Big When All Our Clothes Fell Off”
Apostle Mark: “Does My Ass Look Fat In This Outfit?”
Jacob: “Listen Up Bitches! I’m 4000 Years Old; I’ll Dress As I Damn Well Please”
Matthew & Luke: “Meow! We’re Two Little Frisky Kittens. Rub Our Bellies And We’ll Purr For You”
Mary Magdalene: “Jesus, I Hear You’ve Been A Naughty, Naughty Boy”
God: “I Fail To See How Any Of This Is Appropriate Much Less Funny”
The Arm Chair Pontificator 