Mountain Man Mike Says, “Git yer space alien, Illuminati, government-lovin’ ass outta my face ‘fer I shoots ya’!  Wait!  Is dat a fanny pack yer wearin’?  Well, then gimme the gardamn thing or I really will shoots ya’, ya’ gardamn, sissified, double-fisted, hand-job givin’, leftist som’bitch!  Now git!  Go on!  Git!”