Bullshit Quotes From History

 

"I swear to all the gods that ever were, and ever will be, this is a real picture of me." The Arm Chair Pontificator, circa 2016

“I swear to all the gods that ever were, and ever will be, this is a real picture of me.”  The Arm Chair Pontificator, circa 2016

 

 

"I'm sorry, Bambi. I didn't really mean to shoot your mother in the head and blow her brains all over the meadow." Unknown Deer Hunter, circa 1942

“I’m sorry, Bambi. I didn’t really mean to shoot your mother in the head and blow her brains all over the meadow.” Unknown Deer Hunter, circa 1942

 

 

"Look, I promise, I'm simply going to tiptoe, quietly, right through Tokyo, and you'll never known I was ever hear. OK?" Godzilla to the Japanese people, circa 1954

“Look, I promise, I’m simply going to tiptoe, quietly, right through Tokyo, and you’ll never known I was ever hear. OK?” Godzilla to the Japanese people, circa 1954

 

 

"The greatest enemy to America, and by far, the laziest group of people who've ever lived, are poor people." Current Era Republican Party Mantra

“The greatest enemy to America, and by far, the laziest group of people who’ve ever lived, are poor people.”   Current Era Republican Party Mantra

 

 

"No ma'am, I didn't put a pill in your drink to knock you out so I can molest you. Why, oh why, would I ever do something like that?" Bill Cosby, circa 1984

“No ma’am, I didn’t put a pill in your drink to knock you out so I can molest you. Why, oh why, would I ever do something like that?”  Bill Cosby, circa 1984