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03.05.16
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A Word On Global Warming From A Globe

Global warming? Global warming?! Let me f**ckin' tell YOU about global warming! I'm a globe and I haven't been warm EVER!!! The idiots who own me put me near a shaded window that NEVER gets above 60 degrees Fahrenheit, and THAT'S on a good day! I'm f**ckin' FREEZING!!! So, the next time you talk about global warming, think of me, a real globe that's been freezing cold for years. Goddamn, this SUCKS!!!!

Global warming? Global warming?! Let me f**ckin’ tell YOU about global warming! I’m a globe and I haven’t been warm, EVER!!! The idiots who own me put me near a shaded window that NEVER gets above 60 degrees Fahrenheit, and that’s on a good day! I’m f**ckin’ FREEZING!!! So, the next time you talk about global warming, think of me, a real globe that’s been freezing cold for years. Goddamn, this SUCKS!!!!