Now A Quote From Moses

My Agent Just Called And Said They Loved My Audition, But I Didn't Look "Jewish" Enough To Play Tevye In Fiddler On The Roof. WTF Are They Looking For? I'm MOSES For Christ Sake!  You Can't Get More Jewish Than Me!

My Agent Just Called And Said They Loved My Audition, But I Wasn’t “Jewish” Enough To Play Tevye In Their Production Of Fiddler On The Roof. WTF Are They Talking About?! I’m MOSES For Christ Sake! You Can’t Get More Friggin’ Jewish Than Me!