Tag Archives: Famouis Quotes

01.29.16
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Adventures With Yoda

Pulled over, I was. Speeding, I was. Told me this, the police did. Angry this made me. In a hurry, I was. Waiting for me, my date was. Jedi mind trick I used. Let me off with simply a warning, the policeman did. On time, I was, for my date. Sometimes, good to be a Jedi, it is.

Pulled over, I was.  Speeding, I was.  Told me this, the policeman did.  Upset this made me.  In a hurry I was.  Waiting for me, my date was.  Jedi mind trick I used.  Let me off with a warning, the policeman did.  On time for my date, I was.  Sometimes, good to be a Jedi it is.

07.06.15
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Now A Quote From Moses

My Agent Just Called And Said They Loved My Audition, But I Didn't Look "Jewish" Enough To Play Tevye In Fiddler On The Roof. WTF Are They Looking For? I'm MOSES For Christ Sake! You Can't Get More Jewish Than Me!

My Agent Just Called And Said They Loved My Audition, But I Wasn’t “Jewish” Enough To Play Tevye In Their Production Of Fiddler On The Roof. WTF Are They Talking About?! I’m MOSES For Christ Sake! You Can’t Get More Friggin’ Jewish Than Me!