Famous Dick Pics

Here are a few pictures of famous Dicks.  Some of these Dicks are also assholes.  I’ll leave it to the reader to decide which of them this applies to.

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Dick Cheney was U.S. Vice President from 2001 to 2009. His great Aunt Bertha once said of him, "Our little Dick is one helluva a little shit. That would shoot his own hunter partner given the opportunity. Thank Jesus he'll never become Vice President of the U.S. under the Presidency of a half-brained twit of a President. Lord only knows what kinda shit-storm he'd help create in the Middle East if he did."

Dick Cheney was U.S. Vice President from 2001 to 2009. In 1950, his great Aunt Bertha said of him, “Our little Dick is one helluva a little shit. He’d shoot his own hunting partner given the opportunity. Thank goodness he’ll never become Vice President under the leadership of a half-brained twit of a President. Lord only knows what kinda shit-storm he’d create should that ever happen.”

 

2.)

Actor Dick Van Patten, 1928-2015, was best known for his portrayal of the father on the 70's TV show, "Eight Is Enough." He was beloved by his fellow cast members on that show and known as a guy who never dicked around and always knew all of his lines.

Actor Dick Van Patten, 1928-2015, was best known for his portrayal of the father on the 70’s TV show, “Eight Is Enough.” He was beloved by his fellow cast members on that show. Co-star Adam Rich once said of him, “He never dicked around on set, and he always knew all of his lines.  He also bought me lots of ice cream and candy. I liked that, though it rotted my teeth, and the subsequent dental work really sucked.”

 

3.)

Richard The Third of England, 1452-1485, was known by his childhood friend, Charles Pumpernickle The First, as a "Real dick who often took candy from babies." Shakespeare immortalized Richard in his famous play about him, "Dat Dude Named Dick Da Third Who Killed Doze Folks". Great play for those of you who've not read it.

King Richard The Third of England, 1452-1485, was known by his childhood friend, Charles Pumpernickel The First, as a “Real dick who often took milk from babies.” Shakespeare immortalized Richard in his famous play, “A Dude Named Dick Who Killed Lots ‘O Folks”.  It’s a great play for those of you who’ve not read it.

 

4.)

90 year old TV icon Dick Van Dyke is so beloved by the fans of his 1960's television show, "The Dick Van Dyke Show", that thousands of them send him Christmas cards every year which read, "Merry Christmas, Dick. We friggin' love you!"

90-year-old TV icon Dick Van Dyke is so beloved by fans of his 1960’s television show, “The Dick Van Dyke Show”, that thousands of them send him Christmas cards every year which read, “Merry Christmas, Dick. We friggin’ love ya’!”

 

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Richard Nixon was President of the U.S. from 1969 to 1974. His White House man-servant, Jeeves Smithers, said of him after he resigned as President, "That f*ckin' Dick went and reigned without paying me the remainder of my 70,000 dollar a year salary. If I ever see that squint-eyed bastard again, I'm gonna beat 'em senseless."

Richard Nixon was President of the U.S. from 1969 to 1974. His White House man-servant, Jeeves Smithers, said of him, after he resigned the Presidency, “That f*ckin’ dick went and resigned without paying me the remainder of the 70,000 dollar a year salary he owes me. If I ever see that squint-eyed bastard again, I’m gonna beat ’em senseless.”