Trump Claims D-Day Named After Him

Fib City, New York.   President Trump today claimed D-Day is a day named after and for him.   “Of course D-Day was named in honor of me,” Trump said earlier.   “My name is Donald, and it starts with a ‘D’.  How much more evidence do you need?  Yes, Allied troops landed at Normandy on this day a couple of years ago, for some silly reason or another, but what does that have to do with me and my name starting with a ‘D’?  Nothing.  Absolutely nothing at all.   D-Day was named after ME because I’m super popular, I am SO popular, aren’t I, and EVERYONE simply loves me so much cause I’m such a nice, popular, well-loved fellow.  No one has ever been as popular and well-loved as I am, right?  So, please, party and have fun today as you celebrate me, Donald J. Trump, a guy who had a whole day named after him cause he’s the bigly-est, most popular guy ever to have his name start with a ‘D’.”

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