Immaterial City, Louisianan. In stunning news today, Creationist and boys gym instructor, Arnold B. Crappin released a statement saying he’s proven science is stupid and only an idiot would think otherwise. “Science is not only the tool of Satan,” Mr. B. Crappin said this morning, “it’s an outright fabricated bunch of poo-poo. I have undeniable proof of this in the fabricated, photo-shopped pictures of “Pluto” NASA has recently released. NASA claims a spacecraft swooped by Pluto and took the picture below.
Creationism has finally found the last nail to drive into the casket of the stupid bologna known as science. The above picture is so OBVIOUSLY fake, it is almost laughable. It is very clearly a photo-shopped, and badly photo-shopped at that, picture of an egg that the ding-bats at NASA want us to believe is Pluto. Do they REALLY expect normal, intelligent Christians to believe a “spacecraft” flew through space for nine years to take this picture? How bloody stupid do they think we are? Not even God could create a ship that could do that. It is just ignorant and rude to think otherwise.
As final proof the pictures NASA is releasing are fake, I present the following photograph of the REAL Pluto.
Oopszilla, NASA! You’ve been caught with your lying pants down this time. EVERYONE knows the REAL Pluto is Mickey Mouse’s dog and lives with him in Disney Land, not a planetoid floating around in space billions of miles away. The evidence I’ve presented here is irrefutable proof that science is a lie and full of poo-poo. If you think otherwise, well….well, you’re a stupid, unimaginative atheist. ‘Nuff said.”