Chicken Lays Duck Egg Is Stunned As To How

“How In Fuck’s Name Did THIS Happen,” Says Surprised Chicken That Laid Duck Egg

Amazing City, Alabama.  In stunning news today a chicken, owned by a farmer named Henry Yankmeoff, laid a duck, and not a chicken egg.   “This is just shocking,” said Farmer Yankmeoff.  Neither I, nor my chicken, have a bloody clue as to how such a miraculous thing could have happened, but this morning, at about 5AM, my chicken laid a duck’s egg.  “This is truly miraculous.”  When Farmer Yankmeoff was asked how he and his chicken knew that it was a duck egg and not a chicken egg that was laid, Farmer Yankmeoff replied,”Because the egg was laid quacked you silly goose!”