In a shocking statement made before the U.S. Supreme Court this morning, Conspiracy expert and Catholic priest, Fr.Walter Pedofile, revealed that nothing in the universe existed before yesterday. “Existence began yesterday at 12:01 AM, Central Standard time,” Fr. Pedofile said to the court. “The reason we think things have been around for 13.8 billion years is because God created us with that thought imbedded in us already. But trust me when I say, we are all but one day old. And to make matters even more nebulous, if my calculations are correct, and they always are, nothing will exist after tomorrow either. We came from nothing and we will return to nothing once again, after enjoying but a 72 hour respite. That is the way of the Lord. Ours is not to reason why, but to accept the crazy shit God does. For, in the end, if you really think hard about it, there’s not a bloody thing we can do about it. Hope you all have a great day and enjoy yourselves. It’s the last any of us will ever have.”
A member of the “Non-Believe It Or Else” a-theist Mega Church in Corpus Christi, Texas today said God was a bigot and discriminates horribly against a-theists, even though he does not exist. “God’s non-existence does not excuse his treatment of a-theists,” said Joe Asinine, cannibal and head chef for the “Non-Believe It Or Else” restaurant and grill. “He allows Catholic Priests to rape little boys while the hierarchy of the Catholic Church moves them from one unknowing parish to another, thus allowing the rape to continue; yet, somehow, the Catholic Church, as an institution, has not been held accountable for doing this. Well, we a-theists want the SAME deal for our church leaders that they have! What, did you think JUST because someone’s a leader in an a-theist church they don’t crave the pleasure and power-rush of raping a child just as much as Catholic Priests do? Shit, if the a-theist leaders of a-theist Mega Churches were raping their child members and got caught, Christians would burn them alive for it. They sure as shit wouldn’t show them any special deference. Hell, Christians hate us just because we don’t believe in their particular god (and occasional eat their young). Imagine they’re feelings if we tossed some a-theist-leadership child-rapists into the mix as well, ouch!
BIGOTS! They’re fucking BIGOTS! And they’re non-existent god is as bigoted as they are for allowing them the deference to rape kids unheeded by the laws of man, while denying us the same deference simply because we know he isn’t real. This is the non-existent nothingness that is god fucking with our rape-rights to fresh child-meat, and it’s NOT FAIR!!! Damn it! An a-theist child rapist who wants access to little boy ass, along with freedom from any serious retributions, would have to force himself to fake a belief in Jesus in order to become a rapist Catholic Priest. I truly resent people not granting the a-theist rapist members of my Mega Church the same deference they do Catholic Priest rapists simply because they do not believe in Jesus. This shows just how bigoted god and Christians truly are against a-theists. We can’t even get a break when we rape kids like they do. And that is bullshit, man. Pure and simple.”
” ‘It is not correct to assume that every allegation of sexual abuse of a minor by a Catholic priest, is true,’ Archdiocese spokesperson Susan Burritt told the I-Team.” This quote is from this news story, Victims’ advocates upset at priest Fr. Michael O’Connell treatment after allegation, voluntarily stepped aside at St. Alphonsus in Lakeview | abc7chicago.com , reported by ABC News’ Chicago affiliate, WLS. It is in reference to yet another rape allegation made against a Catholic priest by an adult male saying the priest molested him when he was a young boy. This is not just ANY priest either, mind you, but a big wig in the Chicago Archdiocese, Fr. Michael O’Connell, pastor of St. Alphonsus Parish in Chicago’s Lakeview neighborhood.
Here is another quote from the story: “A Northwest Side Chicagoan, Father O’Connell was featured in an article a year ago in the archdiocesan newspaper. In it he discusses having been in the first seminary class ordained by Cardinal Bernardin: ‘He referred to us as being ‘rookies’ with him,’ O’Connell was quoted. ‘There was a special bonding.’ ” I’ll bet there was, a bonding in the brotherhood of little boy rapist priests, and those who enable them, no doubt. The response of the Archdiocese of Chicago to this allegation is utterly disgusting and shameful. At this point, the Church MUST assume that EVERY fucking claim by an adult rapist priest survivor IS true until proven otherwise, if for no other reason than to PRETEND they are taking the problem seriously. Clearly, they are not. Their track record as a breeding ground for little boy rapists and those who hide them is truly unparalleled in the annuals of modern human history. Worse yet is that Fr. O’Connell has been allowed to voluntarily remove himself from his duties as pastor of St. Alphonsus to go where ever he wishes to without having to inform anyone, except his Archdiocesan enablers, of course, where he is. In other words, he’s free to hunt little boys freely, in which ever community he decides to hide his rapist ass, until he’s legally obligated to do otherwise. This is the result of the undeserved deference religion still receives throughout the civilized world, here in America most of all. We Americans are a brain-washed society. We feel having”faith” in invisible deities and giving deference to the proclaimers of their moral codes to be more sacred than even the well-being of our own children. (Please be sure to check out the reader responses to the article I’ve provided to see exactly how right I am about this). Every time a rapist priest is allowed to hide himself amongst the unwary, to rape again, we are all to blame. WE have created this culture of religious deference, and WE allow it to continue. It is time to change it. We can start by calling what Fr. O’Donnell is accused of exactly what it is: the rape of little boys. That’s what it is when a grown man seduces and sexually uses a child for his own sick sexual gratification: Rape. And those who do it are little boy rapists, little boy priest rapists. Period. I’m fucking finished with giving religious people a deference they most certainly have done NOTHING to earn. Act like parents and protect your god damn kids before you stick up for your fucking priests, and then maybe I’ll respect you.