Trump Building Gas Chambers Along Southern Border, Blames Democrats

The First Of 50 Gas Chambers Being Built Along The Southern Border

Gas ‘Em Dead City, Texas.   Donald Trump announced this morning that he, and his administration, have begun the construction of 50 gas chambers and crematoriums along the U.S. southern border in order to deal with the flow of immigrants trying to enter America.   “We need to eliminate these so-called people as quickly as possible before they contaminate our great country with the vile diseases they carry on their persons,”  President Trump said earlier.   “The Democrats made this a law several years ago under the Presidency of Hillary Clinton.   So, if anyone finds this practice unsavory, blame the Democrats and President Hillary Clinton, not me.  I have absolutely nothing to do with it.  I’m simply enforcing a law put into place by Democrats.

My ‘people’ have begun the construction of 50 gas chambers and crematoriums along the southern border.  The first one went into operation about a week ago, and, so far, it has been a raging success.  Over 78 Hispanic immigrants, men, women, children and the elderly, were told they could enter America freely once they took a ‘shower’.  Then, they were led into a state of the art gas chamber and exterminated.  Their remains were quickly placed into a brand-spanking new crematorium and incinerated to ash.  It’s like they never existed.

State Of The Art Crematorium Trump Is Placing Along The Southern Border

We will continue this practice until the Democrats decide to change the law that THEY put into place.  Thus, again, if anyone finds this practice distasteful, there’s no one to blame for it but former President Hillary Clinton and the entire Democratic party.  May the all-loving arms of Our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, bless each and every American and keep them safe from the pestilence of incoming Hispanic immigrants.   Imperious Rex!”

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