10 Quotes From Albert, The Alt-Right Internet Troll

Albert, The Alt-Right Internet Troll

1.)  A new study shows that one in three liberals are just as stupid as the other two.

2.) Only a f$$kin’ cuck would say Trump isn’t awesome.  So if you don’t like Trump, you’re a cuck.  (Now could someone please explain to me what a “cuck” is?)

3.) Obama is a shape-shifting lizard alien who’s come here to team up with Hitlerly Clinton to destroy ‘Merica!  He’s a cuck, too, and she had email issues.  The crook.

4.) F$$ckin’ snowflake, cuck, liberal, mother f$$kers are a f$$kin’ plague and should all be killed with big guns so ‘Merica can be safe again for Jesus-lovin’ Christians like me.  I’m SICK of being persecuted by cucks!

5.) SJW’s are attacking true ‘Mericans like me every second of every day.  They hound us; they call us mean names, and they refuse to let us express our opinions openly.  They’re all a bunch of cucks, fags, snowflakes, and c$nts.  Oh, and they suck.

6.) Trump has already made ‘Merica great again by giving everyone good health care and by making the coal industry boom again.  I know this isn’t fake news because Trump said it’s true.

7.) Mexicans are all rapists and here illegally.  They also have brown skin.  Real ‘Mericans are white.  This is a fact.  Deal with it you f$$kin’, cuck, liberal, snow-flake, hate-filled, mother-f$$ckin’ liberals.

8.) Obama is planning to take over ‘Merica with an army of wire-tapping, liberals, sissies, women and fags.   There is SO much evidence for this that it’s sickening.  The liberal, Jewish media is covering this up.   I f$$kin’ HATE the liberal, Jewish media.  They’re SO rude and insulting to decent people like me.

9.) You know what’s scary?  Right now trillions of ISIS members are pouring into ‘Merica cause some stupid, f$$kin’ judge blocked Trump’s Muslim ban.  Millions of innocent children are killed every f$$kin’ day ’cause of this.  Millions.  Most of the children in Ohio were killed last night by Muslim terrorists.  And has the liberal media reported on this?  No.  You all must get your real news from people like me, anonymous, right-wing, internet trolls.  What the f$$k does that tell you ’bout that state of ‘Merica?

10.) F$$k!  My moms comin’.  I gotta go or my ass is grass.  I was grounded from using the internet indefinitely last week for lookin’ at online porn.   F$$k off now, you snowflake, cuck, liberal faggots!

 

 

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Pepe The Frog: Black Friday Is Insulting To Whites

"Hey, man," says Pepe the Frog, "Why ain't Black Friday called White Friday?"

“Hey, man,” says Pepe the Frog, “Why ain’t Black Friday called White Friday?”

 Tadpole Town, Oklahoma.   Spokesman and symbol for the Alt Right movement, Pepe the Frog, said today it is highly racist and insulting to call the day after Thanksgiving, Black Friday.  “It feels bad, man,” Pepe said earlier.  “Why ain’t the day after Thanksgiving called White Friday?  Somethin’ wrong with the color white?  Oh, wait!  Of course there is.  White is the color of the most horribly maligned and abused men in America: xenophobic, racist, misogynistic bigots.  What the hell gives people the right to frown on a group of white dudes simply because they’re misogynists, bigots and racists?   Prick these men and will they not bleed?  Call them names and will they not cry?  Give them a black President and will they not feel marginalized and outraged?  They are but human, and it’s time they were treated that way.

Every year these poor men must endure the blatant horror that is the day after Thanksgiving: Black Friday.  Well, I say enough.  Now that we have an orange President who understands the trauma these men have suffered under the color of Barrack Obama’s skin for 8 years, it’s time to do right by ’em and re-name Black Friday, White Friday.  Black has had its time in the sun.  It’s time to send it back to the 18th century so that the better color, white, can once again dominate every facet of the American life.  And what better way is there to help do this then by re-naming Black Friday, White Friday?  None that I can think of, that’s for sure.”

Alt-Right Halloween Costumes

Just in time for Halloween, the Alt-Right movement has revealed some wonderful costumes that can be purchased at whiteismyfavoritecolor.com for just 56.77 each.  Help make the white race proud again.  Buy an Alt-Right costume this Halloween.  The proceeds of every purchase go to the David Duke School For Gifted White Kids located in sunny Palm Springs, California.

1.)

This baby is called "The Wall" and is sure to scare the hell out of every undocumented Mexican near you when you wear it. Help keep America white. Buy, and wear, "The Wall" costume this Halloween!

This first costume is called “The Wall” and it’s sure to scare the hell out of every undocumented Mexican near you when you wear it.  Help to terrify undocumented Mexicans on Halloween this year by buying, and wearing, “The Wall”.   Real Americans everywhere will be glad you did.

2.)

We call this gem the "KKK Lives Matter, Too, Mother Fucker" costume. If you've always dreamed of anonymously burning crosses on the lawns of black people, then this is most definitely the Halloween costume for you.

We call this gem the “KKK Lives Matter, Too, Mother Fucker”.  If you’ve always dreamed of anonymously burning crosses on the lawns of black people in the middle of the night, then this is most definitely the Halloween costume for you.

3.)

These babies are called "Pussy Grabbin' Mitts". They're designed for the discriminating man who wishes to grab pussy this Halloween without the worry of leaving your DNA on the women whose pussies you grab. *A word of caution: If you buy, and use, these mitts be certain to have plenty of Tics Tacs on you. It's our experience that while women love having their pussies grabbed by strange men, they abhor bad breath.

These cuties are called “Pussy Grabbin’ Mitts”. They’re designed for the discriminating man who wishes to grab pussy this Halloween without the worry of leaving your DNA on the women whose pussies you grab.   *A word of caution: If you buy, and use, these mitts be certain to have plenty of Tics Tacs on you.  It’s our experience that while women love having their pussies grabbed by strange men, they abhor bad breath.

4.)

This one's called, "The U.S. President". If you dream of becoming President one day so you can imprison your political rivals, then this is the costume for you. It's modeled after the suit Donald Trump wears to bed every night, and you'll never feel more powerful and self-righteous than when you wear it.

This one’s called, “The U.S. President”.  If you dream of becoming President one day so you can imprison your political rivals, then this is the costume for you. It’s modeled after the suit Donald Trump wears to bed every night, and you’ll never feel more powerful and self-righteous than when you wear it.

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Lastly, we have "The Beauty Pageant Owner" costume. Put this baby on and feel free to walk backstage at any beauty pageant you chose. If you're questioned by anyone, simply say, "I own this pageant, and that allows me to, like a doctor, closely examine all of its contestants whenever I so desire." Freedom to see women and girls of all ages is your when you wear the "Beauty Pageant Owner" costume on Halloween.

Lastly, we have “The Beauty Pageant Owner” costume.  Put this baby on and feel free to walk backstage at any beauty pageant you chose whenever the hell you want.  If you’re questioned by anyone, simply say, “I own this pageant, and that allows me to, like a doctor, closely examine all of its contestants whenever I so desire.” Freedom to see women and girls of all ages in various stages of undress is yours whenever you wear the “Beauty Pageant Owner” costume.

Coming This Christmas, Alt-Right Talking Plush Toys

Swastika Village, Texas.    Do you have trouble finding Christmas gifts for your racist pals in the Alt-Right movement?   Are you an Alt-Right member yourself who feels discriminated against because there are no toys marketed toward white supremacists?  Well, your worries are over.   Just in time for Christmas, the All Colors Are Great As Long As They’re White Toy Company is releasing several new Alt-Right talking plush toys designed to make white supremacists of all ages giddy with joy.  These toys are only $9.99 a piece, and if you order one now, you’ll get a free, Trump May Be Orange, But We Love Him Any Way t-shirt absolutely free.   Here are pics of the toys along with the phrases they’ll say when you, or your racist kids, squeeze them.

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Give Whitey, The Hitler Youth Seal a good squeeze and hear him recite Hitler's masterpiece, Mein Kampf in it's entirety.

Give Whitey, The Hitler Youth Seal a good squeeze and hear him recite Hitler’s masterpiece, Mein Kampf in its entirety.

2.)

Every time you squeeze Whitey The Cats tummy he says, "Meow! This cookie I'm eating is great cause it was made by white people in America and not by icky Mexican people in Mexico."

Every time you squeeze Whiteness The Cat’s tummy he says, “Meow! This cookie I’m eating is great cause it was made by white people in America and not by icky Mexican people in Mexico.”

 

3.)

Pick up any member of The Snow White family and give 'em a squeeze. When you do, you'll hear one of these wonderful phrases: 1.) "We're smilin' cause we're white 'n we're proud." 2.) "It's great to not be black." 3.) Mexicans belong behind big-ass walls." 4.) "Jesus was white; that's why he loves us and hates you."

Pick up any member of The Snow White Family and give ’em a squeeze. When you do, you’ll hear one of these wonderful phrases: 1.) “We’re smilin’ cause we’re white ‘n we’re proud.” 2.) “It’s great to not be black.” 3.) Mexicans belong behind big-ass walls.” 4.) “Jesus was white; that’s why he loves us and hates brown people.”

Order yours now while supplies last at http://www.luvwhites.com