Trump Misses Letter While Reciting Alphabet Claims It Proves He’s A Genius

Trump: The Smartest Person To Have Ever Lived

Brilliant Valley, North Carolina.   President Trump today announced he was asked to recite the alphabet by his family physician to test his cognitive health and only missed one letter.   “Not only did I miss just one letter,” Trump said, “I also recited 18 of the remaining 25 letters in the correct order.   Now, let Joe Biden try to top that, eh?!  My physician told me my performance on this ‘alphabet test’ PROVES my mind is operating at a genius IQ level.  He also told me that the letter I missed, ‘X’, I believe it was, is a stupid letter that only stupid people like Democrats would remember anyway.  And just let Joe Biden try to get 18 letters of the alphabet in the correct order without mixing up a few!  Ha!  He couldn’t get two in row right much less 18!  SAD!!  So, as all who are fair to me and intelligent can see, my mind is operating at peak capacity and I’m clearly the most qualified person to be President.  Period.  End of story.  MAGA!”