The Pilot

airplane-wing

I am a man of

Faith

A man of

God

My head is held

High

When I walk

When I speak

And when I pray

God

Is with me

Always

I feel

His

Love

All around me

I see

His

Wondrous works

I hear

His

Lovely

Voice

He

Tells me of my

Special place in

His

Plan

I need know

Nothing else but

God

And what

He

Wants of me

Faith

Has set me

Free

Faith

Has lifted me

Here

Into the sky

Into this

Vessel

So that I can carry out

His

Plan

His

Desire

His

Will

His

Love

And my

Faith

In

Him

Have

Freed

Me from this

 Earth

And

Made

Righteous

My actions as a

Pilot

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France To Invade Iraq Over Charlie Hebdo

The Ice Planet, Hoth.  Though freely admitting that it had absolutely nothing to do with the terrorist attack on Charlie Hebdo last week, one French military official is, nevertheless, calling for an invasion of Iraq anyway.

General Pierre Petite Pe'Pe

General Pierre Petite Pe’Pe

“If zee Americans kin do it, zo kin vee,” said General Pierre Petite Pe’Pe of the French Liberation Front. “It iz entirely pozzib’al zat zere are veaponz ov mass destruc’ee’oon zee Americans overlooked ven zay vere in Iraq zat may still poze zee threat to zee peoplez ov France. If zee Americans kin launch zee invaz’ee’on ov Iraq, because zay vere pizzed ovv after 9/11, zo kin vee after zis tragedy. It iz, af’zer all, only fair to allow us to do az zay did. Vee, too, vill tell zee United Nat’ee’oonz to pizz ovv if zay tellz uz not to do zis. Vive la France!”

The staff of The Arm Chair Pontificator’s French office will continue to keep you abreast of this situation as it develops; so, please, check back with us throughout the day.