“I kicked him in his big, fat, orange, poop-filled, diapered-ass and broke my god damn foot! Jesus, but does that guy lay a solid friggin’ load! OUCH!!”
OAN City, California. President-elect Joe Biden today revealed he’d broken his foot while kicking current President Trump’s ass in the November 3rd election. “Man, it felt GREAT to kick that guy’s ass, but, god damn, he musta laid a huge, solid load in his poopy diaper when I did it cause I broke my god damn foot on it!” Soon to be ex-President Trump could not be reached for comment on this issue. It’s believed he’d pooped his diaper again when we asked to speak to him and was being cleaned and changed when we called.
The Arm Chair Pontificator 
Give me 5 minutes with that orange idiot and I’ll kick him in the ass too. Make him cry like a kindergartener.
No offense to kindergarteners everywhere. Most of em are tougher than our pansy, wanna be tough guy, orange idiot.
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Definitely. The guy is a whining, crying, beta pussy.
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Was the diaper made of kevlar?
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Barbed wire, I believe. Odd, eh.
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Unbelievable that this snake has fleeced his idiot supporters of $170 million since the election.
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Yes and no. As bad as he is, his supporters are even worse, and far, far dumber. Truly, we are living in a modern day version of 1930’s Germany. Stupid, uneducated fucking idiots blindly following a spoiled rotten piece of beta, whining shit because he..well..because he’s a whining, mewling piece of shit who blames everyone for his troubles but himself. I’m simply at a loss for words for how fucking dumb, ignorant, and dangerous these people are.
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In Germany’s defence, the Treaty of Versailles had ruined their economy, so they actually had cause to look for a “solution” in a madman.
But yes, you’re right. We are indeed watching exactly how it happens.
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True about Germany. We simply don’t have that excuse here. We have Christianity and its NEED for special treatment perhaps, but that isn’t really the same thing at all. I mean, what’s the solution here? How the fuck do you reason with fucking idiots who truly, deeply believe Trump is working with “Q” to stop democrats like Biden and Harris from selling babies into slavery and eating them in pizza parlor basements? It’s mass insanity.
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Right wing media is the problem. But what you do about it, I really don’t know.
Same thing is happening in Australia right now. Sky News (Rupert’s other Fox News) is polluting old people’s minds. My mum, who’s quite conservative (in an Australian sort of way) says her friends have all gone insane, and she says it’s because they’re devouring this crap on Sky News.
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I guess, overall, it’s education and how we teach people to think. I grew up with racist, abusive fucks for parents, but always questioned stuff. By all means, I should be a trumper. But I’m not. I value my own thinking. Learning. Skepticism. People who follow Trump are stupid, dumb, ignorant fucks who are unable or unwilling to think for themselves. The guy is a whining, beta, diaper-wearing bitch who’d cry like a little bitch if you slapped his face. Yet, his idiot minions think THAT is alpha, manly behavior. Fuck, it pisses me off!
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I’m seriously hoping the media does not follow his post-WH clown show.
But, a light! He might just split the GOP, separating the true crazies from those mildly less insane. Might create an opportunity for Dems to actually get something done while that civil war unravels.
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I’m hoping for that, too. Roger Stone is advocating that Republicans write in Trump’s name on Jan 5th in the Georgia election. I can not encourage that enough!!
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LOL
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Just saw this Tweet and have to share it:
“Trump’s evangelical supporters were raised to reject any facts that contradict their beliefs, and to take delight in doing so – they think it’s virtuous to be willfully ignorant. The habit of “faith” is toxic.”
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$Amen$ to that statement! Virtuous to be WILLFULLY ignorant! Fucking idiots.
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He is a good grifter. But the sheep possibly like it that way.
They are fundraising for a good cause
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They want to be deceived.
That’s very perceptive of you, and probably sadly true.
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I mean, why would they be sending him money knowing he lost? They could channel that money to my paypal
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Apparently, if you only watch Fox and Newsmax then they actually believe he won.
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They also don’t know that Hugo Chavez died 7 years ago either. So, they have that going for ’em, too.
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Did he, though? 😉
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Deep state question, that!
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This many weeks after the loss.
I want to live in an alternate universe where I am a king and everyone, including Pink, bows to me every morning
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