In shocking news today, President Donald Trump has been transformed into a Chinese man after contacting covid-19. “I woke up and looked in the mirror,” Trump said earlier, “and much to my surprise, I found a Chinese man looking back at me! Obviously, this is a side effect of the ‘Chinese/Kung Fu’ virus I contacted from Joe Biden during our debate several nights ago. Sleepy Joe is SOOOO afraid of my greatness that he intentionally infected himself with covid-19 right before our debate in order to infect me with it by shouting at me to ‘shut up, man,’ during the event. In spite of this turn of events, I am still the same man I have always been and will not stop uttering crude, racially insensitive comments every chance I get. So, please vote for me on Nov. 3rd and help me to make America great again because the current president has driven it deeply into the gutter these past 4 years!”
The Arm Chair Pontificator 
Nice blog
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Ha! Boy that would take the cake.
Hong Kong fluey, number one stupid guy
Honk Kong fluey, dumber than a piece of pie
He’s got no style, an evil smile, and lies that just won’t stop
When the goin gets rough he’s super fluff
With a Hong Kong fluey flop
Yes, I’m that old 😉 … and that juvenile!
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LOL! I loved that cartoon! 🙂
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I did too 🙂
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Secret Squirrel I loved too.
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Lol! I had forgotten Secret Squirrel. I liked it too. Watched way more Rocky/Bullwinkle/Dudley Do Right, than I care to think about too.
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Good stuff!
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It’s time for a ditty from SoundEagle:
Will Trump get his wall
Or will he get us all
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It should have turned him unto kim Jong un look alike
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Well, it’s a “Chinese/Kung Fu” flu, not a North Korean one, sooo…
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I hear you
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Fake news! If big D really has got a dose he would be in deep do-do. Next week he will be bouncing about telling his sheep how great he is in defeating the bug!
I smell bs.
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He and his idiot minions lie SO much it is not possible to believe anything he says.
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Well looky here I must be clairvoyant!
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😀
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But … but … but … I thought YOU were running for president! And now you’re encouraging us to vote for the Chinese Man???
I’m sooo confused
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I’m now running for Emperor–more power in that. 🙂
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