
Trump: The Smartest Person To Have Ever Lived
Brilliant Valley, North Carolina. President Trump today announced he was asked to recite the alphabet by his family physician to test his cognitive health and only missed one letter. “Not only did I miss just one letter,” Trump said, “I also recited 18 of the remaining 25 letters in the correct order. Now, let Joe Biden try to top that, eh?! My physician told me my performance on this ‘alphabet test’ PROVES my mind is operating at a genius IQ level. He also told me that the letter I missed, ‘X’, I believe it was, is a stupid letter that only stupid people like Democrats would remember anyway. And just let Joe Biden try to get 18 letters of the alphabet in the correct order without mixing up a few! Ha! He couldn’t get two in row right much less 18! SAD!! So, as all who are fair to me and intelligent can see, my mind is operating at peak capacity and I’m clearly the most qualified person to be President. Period. End of story. MAGA!”
So how many letters are there? (Just asking, as it’s a long time since I was at school.)
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There are 22 letters. Any more than that and they’re FAKE letters. OK?! 🙂
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😂😂😂
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😀
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Keep the hits coming, Jeff. Well done.
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You betcha!
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My god…is this true! His genius cult will truly be impressed
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I made it up, but it sure is hard to tell being that, with Trump, it easily COULD be true!
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Yes once I commented, I saw it was satire, but it could so easily be true!
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Oh, absolutely! You just can’t tell with this jackass.
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Your take is quite hilarious
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My daughter of minus three can recite the alphabet in correct order without skipping any letter – not only the Latin, but also Greek and Cyrillic.
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That’s because, unlike Trump, she’s obviously not a genius. (I’m very impressed by your daughter, BTW!)
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Your daughter exceeds Trump’s “peak mental capacity” by light-years!
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