Thank Effin’ Jeebus For All The Mothers Out There!

“Happy Mother’s Day, Mom! Thanks SO much for squeezin’ me outta ya! I luvz ya!”

Thanks be to all the magical and non-magical beings out there in the universe for mothers!  Without ’em, the human race would have vanished tens of thousands of years ago because, as a man, I can tell you, there’s not a snowball’s chance in hell men would EVER even consider squeezing football-sized babies outta their privy bits in order to keep the race going!   So, thanks, mothers.  The human race is highly appreciative of ya!  Have a great Mother’s Day, y’all!

15 thoughts on “Thank Effin’ Jeebus For All The Mothers Out There!

  1. An interesting perspective. Also true! Happy Mothers Day to all the gals out there that put up with us guys. 🙂

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  2. …there’s not a snowball’s chance in hell men would EVER even consider squeezing football-sized babies outta their privy bits in order to keep the race going!

    You’re right, I certainly wouldn’t! A lady friend once told me that childbirth was like someone pulling your upper lip over the top of your head. Her vivid description sent chills up and down my spine!

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  3. Thank you for appreciating our efforts on the behalf of humankind. 😘

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