Happy Valentine’s Day To All The Sum’bitches Out There Without That “Special Someone” In Their Lives

To all my readers out there who may or may not be a grouchy ole sum’bitch like me without that “special someone” in their lives, have a god damned GREAT Valentine’s Day anyway! Eat some chocolate. Drink some wine. And yell at those god damned kids who are always running around the neighborhood making too much noise! Enjoy!

16 thoughts on “Happy Valentine’s Day To All The Sum’bitches Out There Without That “Special Someone” In Their Lives

  1. I have a special someone in my life, but I’m still a grumpy sum bitch. What am I doing wrong?

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  2. Ha, ha! I’m with ya, bro! Actually, I’m quite relieved about not having a “special someone.” Every time I do have one, they always cause me grief.

    Right now, I’m playing Neil Diamond’s song “Solitary Man.” ๐Ÿ™‚

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  3. Happy Valentine’s to you, you old sum’bitch!

    ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ’– to go with your ๐Ÿท๐Ÿซ !!

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  4. I am as big a sum’bitch as you, I suspect, and I do not acknowledge or celebrate this holiday. Who the heck was this Saint anyway? (Is this the saint that perpetrated the massacre here in Chicago? Hardly something to celebrate.) Plus I don’t believe in saints as they won the award for massive wishful thinking anyway.

    I love of my life feels the same way. We celebrate the much more important holiday, her birthday anniversary, which is four days later.

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    • My God bless and keep you and yours, and may the souls of Christopher Hitchens and Stephen Hawking come to you and carry you during those times when you feel weak or when your feets are weally, weally tired. $Amen$ (Now, I’m off to have a cannibal meal of fried Lutheran and roasted Catholic!)

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    • I agree! My birthday anniversary is the 15th — which makes Valentine’s Day so very, very anti-climatic. I mean, who cares about a saint when they can shower ME with love and gifts?!!? ๐Ÿ˜Š

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