I just read report by some libtard, weak-kneed SJW fool that poverty, in America, is caused by “environment”. Well, to this I say, “Environment my fat, dimpled ass!” It’s gas chambers and crematoriums that are needed to end poverty in America, not fixes to the “environment,” and, by Our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, I stand by this statement! Look, we can ALL agree that poverty in America is caused by one thing and one thing only: laziness. Only the lazy CHOOSE to be and remain poor. The poor, like the disabled, the elderly, and the gay, are stains on this proud, Christian country. America was founded by strong, straight, non-disabled, non-poor, white men. There can be NO argument here. None. The only way to end laziness, poverty, disabled people, non-Christain people, and gay people, is to gas and cremate those who deliberately choose to live these lifestyles. Let’s be clear here, these are lifestyle CHOICES we are talking about. NO ONE is poor for ANY other reason in America except laziness. PERIOD!
Environment My Ass! Laziness Causes Poverty!
I should NOT have to deal with these types of “people,” and neither should anyone else. So, vote for me for the Senate in 2020 and I’ll bring to Congress my platform to gas and cremate EVERY person in America who is SO lazy as to be poor, gay, disabled, and/or old. Truly, with the love and help of Our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, and me as a senator, we can make America Free Again so decent, Christian, straight, non-poor, non-gay, non-lazy Americans can walk the streets safely, proudly and without the blight of lazy people assaulting us at every turn.
God bless, America, and God bless those who choose to not be so fucking lazy as to be poor, disabled, gay, or old. $Amen$
The Arm Chair Pontificator 
If I start up a UK support group can I scam…..sorry….can I offer people a mere £25 sign up fee (’bout $30) (of which 50% will be sent to you).
If you can send a stock of cheap baseball caps, and a whole load of inaccurate leaflets I reckon I can get the whole thing rolling for you in this Brexit of a UK….a lot of folk will accept anything over here at present.
(I’ll have to tone down some of the religious stuff, because it makes people nervous)
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Absolutely! I’ll get right on it. And, if you just send anyone against Brexit here to the States, I’ll see that they are properly gassed and cremated for being the lazy, anti-British shits that they are.
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It’s the just & true way
(Just don’t do it in Irish-American areas who would want all Brits treated that way, y’see there’s always someone who is more just & God-fearing than you)
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$Amen$ May the loving power of Our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, bless you and comfort you through these troubling times wherein we face lazy people and leftist, liberal bastards.
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Just had a thought, does it matter if that I’m Catholic and susbcribe to Catholic Social teaching….I would hate to disrupt your campaign, with you being accused on consorting with Rome worshipping socialists…. You poineers and fearless warriors cannot be too careful.
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Sorry. Catholics are not “TrueChristians” (TM). It’s into the gas chambers with the lot of you. Ya’ friggin’ Papist!
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Wait up! Wait you! You forget ‘socilaist’….
‘Ya friggin’ socilaist Papist’..please
Well I go with a clear conscience that I made my peace with you.
Pax Nobiscum.
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$Amen$, ya’ friggin’ socialist Papist! 🙂
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Thank you for those kind words 😃.
Oh well off to Purgatory, or as we call it these days ‘Brexit’
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You bet. You guys have a mess over there with that. Best wishes. I’d worry more for you, but we have a giant orange stain here in the States that occupies all of my “worrying” energy these days.
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And so it should!
We’re just a nation in decline but won’t admit it’s our turn in history to fade into the sunset.
Have to admit though we’re doing a great impression of a Three Stooges movie, and it’s not just the politicians, it’s a real national effort there! (Like a mirror image of WWII and with custard pies instead of bullets and bombs)
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Sadly, very, very true. Bad times are ahead for the “Western” world, methinks.
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Our time I guess, History teaches us a great deal about our continued foolishness.
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True.
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I am here to offer support for your run. May you win biggly
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Thanks.
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Could I apply for a job as your campaign manager?
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Absolutely! My campaign is run on love, compassion, and has been blessed by Our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ!
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Love and compassion … my middle names!
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$Amen$
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In order for moi to seriously consider your proposal I need to be assured this remedial action will include lazy little shit 5 year olds who won’t eat their sodding dinner or clean their room.
And can I include the lazy stupid cow of a waitress or Server or whatever the frak the PC term is for making me wait an entire 2 minutes for my desert to arrive thus ensuring my coffee was not mouth scolding?
Yours in anticipation Agnolf Hillter
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Oh, absolutely. Like Jesus Christ, Our Lord and Savior, once said to his barber, James Hanginweenie, “James, ain’t nuttin’ worse in life than lazy people of all types. We need ta wipe the bastards off’a the face of this earth to keep it safe and sound fer me and my special brand of all-encompassing love.”
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I’ll drink to that. To hell with the
poor>/del> I mean …. lazy.LikeLiked by 1 person
Can’t even type properly. I’m not lazy …. honest!
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I’ll let it slide. THIS time!
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Phew, thanks! I promise not to be a lazy typissed in future.
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Funny. Since this wasn’t a lazy-funny joke, I’ll let you live. Remember, Jesus’ all-encompassing love is always around you. You just have to open your heart and accept it. Oh! And don’t be lazy or you might miss it.
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Funny. But not funny if you know what I mean.
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I literally know people who would think this is a good idea. Sad.
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But will they admit to knowing you? Hahaha. I know how you feel. I live in the proposed “51st” state. I’m pretty much surrounded by it.
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It is scary.
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Nicely put. Don’t forget the loud trashy music.
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I won’t. I promise!
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How much has the DeVos family contributed to your fighting fund to-date?
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I promised them I wouldn’t say, but A LOT!
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I bet
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