Here’s a fun tale, told by Jesus, to me, about a riotous Easter party from some years back. Enjoy.
When I entered my office this morning to sit in my arm-chair and pontificate, I found it was already occupied by an exhausted and disheveled looking Jesus. I was, of course, rather surprised by this, and, after first asking him to please sit on the couch because only I sit in the arm-chair, I asked why he was there. This is what he said.
Jesus Tells Me His Story
“First of all, let me please apologize for my appearance and my unannounced visitation, but, after last night, I really just needed a quiet place to chill for a few hours. You see, just prior to coming here, I squelched the flames of a wild brew ha ha between Heaven and Hell. Yesterday, we held our annual Heaven & Hell Easter party at the McCormick Center here in Chicago. It was really a fun party, too, at least for the first…
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The Arm Chair Pontificator 
Wicked satire, my friend. Keep up the good work! From your pal, Jesus.
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Will do! I’ve many more gems on here I’ll soon be bringing into the forefront so more can read them.
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Hello Inspired. I remember this one. It is a hoot. I agree you should write more stories. Have you ever read anything by Patrick F. McManus? You could be another Dave Barry, writing funny articles. Good luck. Hugs
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Dave Barry is great. He was just on Bill Maher’s show, I think.
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Hello Inspired. Yes he was. He has written a ton of of books. There was a funny TV show based on him but it was short lived. Might be able to find it on YouTube? Hugs
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That was an amazing story! If you haven’t already, you should seriously consider writing fiction of some sort. The skill is definitely there!
If I was a character in that scene, I’d be out back smoking with Morrison! 😀
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I love writing fiction! I’ve a lot more on here like this that I wrote years ago when I first started the blog. I’ll move some of ’em up to the front cause no one’s really seen ’em. Friggin’ Nobel Committee blocked people from this blog years ago. The bastards!
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They are bastards – ha, ha!
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