I received a working lightsaber for Christmas last year. Here are some things I probably shouldn’t have used it for.
1.) Opening a can of tuna.
2.) Cleaning the wax out of my ears.
3.) Brushing my hamster.
4.) Chasing a group of young ruffians off of my lawn.
5.) A vibrator.
6.) Knocking on my neighbor’s door.
7.) Filling out my income taxes.
8.) Wiping my butt after going #2.
9.) Eating spaghetti.
10.) Proposing to my girlfriend.