Here’s a Thanksgiving day classic from yesteryear. I won a Pulitzer for this.
A devastating blow against Christian Conservatives and Tea Party advocates alike was struck this morning when Giant Turkeys materialized simultaneously in Texas and Florida and completely devoured both states. Nothing remains where the two states once stood but a light covering of Giant Turkey shit. Before returning from whence they came, the leader of the Giant Turkeys, Mr. Gobble Yercock, gave an insightful, informative interview to TACP’s editor ‘n chief, me. The transcript of this interview, without any embellishment by TACP, is presented below.
TACP: Let me begin, Mr. Gobble Yercock, by saying, what a fucking entrance! Yesterday no one knew Giant Turkeys even existed, and today, BAM! You’ve devoured both Texas and Florida and it isn’t even noon yet. Impressive, most impressive.
Gobble Yercock: Well, what can I say. We’re a dramatic entrance bunch, we Giant Turkeys. We specialize in…
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