A Holiday post from days gone by which very few ever got to read.
King Herod will be hosting the annual Heaven/Hell Christmas party at his home in Topeka, Kansas next month. “To be honest, I’m surprised Jesus asked me to do this after last year’s fiasco,” Herod said. “To make a long story short, after 4 Vodka martini’s each, Mao Tse Tung and I thought it would be hysterical to put John the Baptist’s severed head in Jesus’ bed with a note saying, ‘We made you an offer you couldn’t refuse’ like in the ‘Godfather’, you know. Well, what we didn’t know was that Jesus, who’s got a great sense of humor, and Yahweh, who doesn’t have ANY, had switched rooms for the night.
Yahweh Handing Human Head He Found In His Bed To Hotel Maid For Disposal
Needless to say, there was a lot of yelling and screaming that went on when Yahweh crawled into bed that night. Most everyone there blamed…
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Sounds like a frat party. I heard Yahweh has been parroting Rodney Dangerfield: “I tell ya, I just don’t get any respect!”
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I’ve been waiting by the mailbox for my invitation. It’s already happened? Dam you!
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There’s still time. You might still get one. 🙂
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It is still as fresh as when you first shared it.
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Thanks. 🙂
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