1.) We aren’t absolutely certain how the Egyptian pyramids were built, therefore they MUST have been built by aliens from space.
2.) If a door suddenly slams shut in the middle of the night in your apartment and you don’t immediately see anyone around who could have slammed it, it MUST have been a ghost.
3.) If a tornado kills hundreds of people during a terrible storm, it MUST have been because God hates gays.
4.) When your favorite team wins the Super Bowl, it MUST be because God loves them more than the other team.
5.) God IS the creator of the multiverse because no one can prove she’s not.
6.) Aliens are, nightly, abducting people into their ships and fondling their genitals. And one can prove they’re not.
7.) There is no God but Allah, and no one can definitively prove otherwise.
8.) Jesus is God, the only god, and part of a trilogy of gods who are, in fact, only one god, even though there are three of them, and there’s not a single person alive who can prove with 100% certainty that this is not true.
9.) It is a fact that there are hundreds, or perhaps even thousands of gods, as the Hindus believe, and not even Steven Hawking, with Einstein’s help, could have shown, without ANY doubt whatsoever, that this is NOT absolutely true.
10.) Hillary Clinton and Barrack Obama are running a very secret, no one knows about it, not really, child prostitution ring out of a pizza parlor with the help of the CIA, the FBI, the NAACP, and the ACLU, and there’s no one, no group, and no organization that can ABSOLUTELY show that this very secret, almost unknown activity, is in fact, NOT really happening.