Don’t entirely understand why anyone would want to celebrate the labor part of birthing a child, but, this is America and we’re kinda f**ked up here. So, here’s wishing all the moms in America a happy Labor Day! I’m so glad it’s you all who get to have babies and continue our race cause if it were up to men to do it, we’d have died out thousands of years ago. Enjoy the day, the memories, and pop a pain pill on me if it hurts at all. See ya next year!