Donald Trump, Paul Ryan and Mitch McConnell To Form New Boy Band

New Boy Band: The Treasonous Three

QAnon Village, Ohio.     Donald Trump, Paul Ryan, and Mitch McConnell announced today they are forming a new boy band called The Treasonous Three.   “Let me tell you something,” President Trump said earlier, “Mitch, Paul, and I can harmonize like angels singing to Jesus when we belt out tunes.  We noticed how wonderful we sound together at Vladimir Putin’s birthday party a few months back while we were sing, For He’s A Jolly Good Comrade to him.    We sounded so dulcet and sweet we literally brought tears to Vlad’s eyes.   Right then and there, President Putin decided we should form a boy band called The Treasonous Three, and he committed to being our manager.  He’s already been managing our political policies for years, so, we thought, why the hell not this, too.  We will be touring Russia and Ukraine in September, and then we’ll come home to tour America just in time for the November midterms, elections that President Putin has ensured us will most definitely go our way.  So, be sure to watch for the time and date we’ll be in your home town, so you can enjoy the lovely harmonies of The Treasonous Three up close and personal.    You most certainly don’t want to miss it while a treasonous trio is singing right in your own city.   See you soon.  And, until then, remember, if it sounds and looks just like something you really, really want to be true, it is.”

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20 thoughts on “Donald Trump, Paul Ryan and Mitch McConnell To Form New Boy Band

  1. Oh! Oh! Oh! I can scarcely wait. The Bigly Three singing Putin’s favorites. What an event! Hopefully they will record on Youtube for posterity.

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  2. Do we need to bring our own ‘barf bags’, or will they be provided at the concert?

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  3. This will be sold out. Do you think they will come to my city?

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  4. I’m imagining the nails on the chalkboard harmony now!

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  5. Just like Crosby, Stills & Nash became known as CSN, The Treasonous Three will become known as TTT!

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  6. “Putin’s Pussies” would be a better name, if you would ask me.

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  7. I’m surprised Vlad didn’t brag about the harmonica overtones — the communal arse-kissing.

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