Fib City, New York. President Trump today claimed D-Day is a day named after and for him. “Of course D-Day was named in honor of me,” Trump said earlier. “My name is Donald, and it starts with a ‘D’. How much more evidence do you need? Yes, Allied troops landed at Normandy on this day a couple of years ago, for some silly reason or another, but what does that have to do with me and my name starting with a ‘D’? Nothing. Absolutely nothing at all. D-Day was named after ME because I’m super popular, I am SO popular, aren’t I, and EVERYONE simply loves me so much cause I’m such a nice, popular, well-loved fellow. No one has ever been as popular and well-loved as I am, right? So, please, party and have fun today as you celebrate me, Donald J. Trump, a guy who had a whole day named after him cause he’s the bigly-est, most popular guy ever to have his name start with a ‘D’.”
How long before the idiot tries to get a statue sculpted of him on the White House lawn? Maybe even a big TRUMP chiseled into the White House itself? Sadly, this is not a stretch!!!
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I know. He’ll want to be on Mt. Rushmore, too, I’m sure.
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Oh, you can count on that!
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Did you guys see the picture of Angela Merkel getting in tRump’s face and staring him down? She then posted it in a show of “I don’t give a flying fuck how little donnie likes this”. I love it. Later when asked about it tRump attacked the news person, demanding to know what news agency he was from and then calling it fake news. Hugs
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I haven’t, but now I must look it up.
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I can send you a link if you like. Hugs
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I found it. It’s great. Lil Donny looks so small in it. Love it. Good for her.
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It must have made him lose his mind, a female , a woman telling him what was and was not and he couldn’t do a damn thing about it. I love it. Notice how nervous his people look in the sides of the picture. Bolton looks like he is about to run. Hugs
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It’s great. What a fucking child he is.
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Poor old man needs to sit while the rest stand. Crossed arms, tight mouth. Most likely detests the fact he’s being lambasted by a WOMAN! What a twit!
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You said it!
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Love it, perfectly described. Hugs
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Trump probably thinks D-day occurred during the Revolutionary War!
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What a fucking idiot he is.
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But how could it not be so. He is the best president ever. There has been no president anywhere in the world since the beginning of presidency that is as good as tRump
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I know, right.
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It’s not possible any other way
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Just ask him …
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When I hear his voice my stomach turns.
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Yup! D-Day for Donald the Dumb Doofus.
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Yep.
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Man, would I like to drive a Sherman tank up the Orangeman’s ass! But, maybe I won’t have to. Based on yesterday’s primary elections, it appears now that Democrats have a better than even money chance to take control of the U.S. House of Representatives – albeit by a small majority. If that happens, Trump’s ability to obstruct justice on the Mueller investigation would be greatly impaired as would his legislative agenda.
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Let’s hope it does go that way. All ten of my digits are crossed in hope. If Dems get the House, I hope they impeach the fucker even though I see no way in hell of the Senate convicting him. Still, it’ll be fun to watch that bastard lose his mind over it. He just might go shoot someone in that case. Wouldn’t surprise me. Though, he is a sniveling pussy and probably couldn’t fire a gun to defend himself–the draft-dodging piece of shit.
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Good God, that’s actually believable!
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I know, right. SAD.
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I bet Trump really would have no idea what D-Day was if asked coldly about it. Guy’s a fucking insult to our species.
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No one will ever be able to ask the coward… 16 months now without an actual press conference or “real” interview.
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He’s a pussy. You can hear the “MEOWS” echo throughout the WH whenever he’s in it.
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