WAAAAAA!!! WAAAAA!!!! We white Christian people are discriminated against! WAAAAAA!!! We don’t like it!!!! WAAAAAA!!! Gays can hold hands in public and get married!!! WAAAAA!!!! Mexicans live next door to us!!! WAAAAAA!!!! We don’t like it!!!! What about OUR rights? WAAAAA!!!
The loudest, most annoying example of “identity politics” in today’s America, to me, is perpetrated by white Christians screaming about their “rights”. “Oh, we are SO mistreated! We have to live a world where gays can openly get married and, now get this, HOLD HANDS IN PUBLIC RIGHT IN FRONT OF OUR WHITE KIDS! What kind of world is this? Christ, Mexicans are coming across the border in caravans and raping us and eating our babies by the MILLIONS! What kind of world is this?! We are abused, mistreated, maligned, and SO disadvantaged politically that, hell, for EIGHT YEARS, we had to endure, AND LOOK AT, a BLACK President!!!! What kind of world is this?! NEVER in the history of life on Earth has any group of people been more stepped on than white Christians are in today’s America. WE deserve this country to be run the way WE want it to be.
America was founded by, and for, white Christians on, or about, 1950 by Jesus Christ, a FINE example of a white man if EVER there was one, I must say, and six, non-Jewish, white guys, over sixty years of age, who were rich as f**k. There were NO people living in America until white people came here, killed off the dinosaurs that roamed the land, and built tax exempt Christian churches every 2 blocks all across the country. Since all of this is undeniably true, why, oh, why do we poor, maligned Christian whites have to listen to, look at, and tolerate ANYONE who is not just like us?! WHY???? We may seem, on the surface, like little whining, spineless snowflakes when we cry, bitch, and moan about how deeply our tender feelings are hurt because gays exist and Mexicans live across the street from us, but Jesus demands we do these things in his name. It’s the way he wants things to be. He’s right there with us, edging us on to fight for our right to be white, right, and Christian, helping us make our politics and our points of view the ONLY ones that should be heard and tolerated in America.
Oh, how we SUFFER! Oh, how we hurt! Oh, when, oh, when will we EVER get OUR chance to rule and lead in this country the way that hand-holding gays and Mexicans have for centuries?! Until such a time comes, we will continue to whine, cry, bitch, moan, and be the biggest snowflakes we can be in order to defend our identity as whining, snowflake, white Christians who, like toddlers demanding every meal be made of candy, want everything around us to go our way and ONLY our way simply because that’s how WE want it to be. May the blue-eyed whiteness of the all-tolerant, all-loving, Jesus Christ bless us all and help us make America become all white, all Christian and as free of gays and Mexicans as is humanly possible. Amen.”
*My thanks to Scottie for inspiring this post.
The Arm Chair Pontificator 
People today in general just do what they want to do and either hope they don’t get caught or work to make laws legalizing their craziness.
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Isn’t it great the Lord High Trump moved our Embassy to Jerusalem? Now Jesus can come back and restore order! Hey, didn’t Jesus say something about being nice to all people and helping the poor? I think Jesus even came from a family of refugees. Guess the White Christians missed those parts…
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Most of them think Jeebus was a blonde, blue-eyed white dude and have very little concept of the fact that, if he was indeed a real guy, he’d most definitely be a person of color from the Middle East which, in that case, would qualify him as a Muslim in their eyes. Odd, isn’t it? 🙂
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We call it willful ignorance.
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I call it “idjit-itous”.
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By any other name stupid!
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Yep.
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Great minds do think alike.
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I am a white, conservative, Trump Loving, Bible holding, Gun Carrying, flag waving Jesus lover. Does my presence here offend anyone? If so, too bad, it’s my country. Get out. LOL J/K!!!! Who would mow my lawn or hem my curtains if ya’ll left????
No seriously, I hate those punk #$s whities too.
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How’s the weather in Moscow today, Borya?
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I hear everyone is putin’ on their boots there cause it’s snowin’.
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Love it! I wonder if Putin is as a devout, loving follower of the Lord ‘n Savior, Jesus Christ as tRump is? Remember what Jesus said in Matthew 23:14-16. “Great thing about being white and god-like is that ya’ kin grab da womens by da pussy ‘n dey can’t do shit about it!”
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Of course
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Love it!
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Bugger, why won’t the pict show?
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It’s showing.
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scrap that last comment, please
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Will do.
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Sunny
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I bet. Trump is doing his bidding very well indeed.
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Total badassery
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At least you’re not hiding the fact you’re a Russian troll.
What’s your “American-sounding” handle on Twitter?
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Sorry bud I am American thru and thru… Combat veteran.
Not on Twitter.
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Of course you’re American, Ivan. Of course…
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Ivan I’ve always liked that name… You are quite the bigot I might add… They have counseling for that
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Calling a Russian troll a Russian troll is not bigotry.
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Hating Russians because they are Russian certainly is sir. Which you clearly do, nothing to be ashamed of, it’s just a mental health disorder. You can get help for it.
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Did I say I hate Russian trolls such as yourself?
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I find it ironic, here is a post about white people falsely claiming to be persecuted in this country…. filled with hateful comments by a bunch of white haters… lol seems to me like ya’ll are just proving them right.
As for me, I LOVE white people.
Oh and I LOVE being white. It’s awesome.
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So, your greatest achievement in life is being born white?
Congratulations.
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Not my greatest, not even an achievement… but certainly not part of myself I am ashamed of… Why should I be?
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It appears it is the thing you’re most proud of.
So, well done.
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I used to be white. But, as I grow older, I now kinda look like a white gym shoe that’s been soaked in brine water for a few days then set out into the hot desert sun to bake for a few weeks. I’ve got these friggin’ brown spots everywhere. I kinda resemble a two-legged leopard, and I’ve got odd shaped black hairs growing out of places hair used to not be. Guess I’m kinda proud of it, though. Me being a cantankerous old bastard, it scares people away from me. Also, it gets me free coffee in the donut shop. Why, I don’t know, but who’s complainin’.
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LOL You crack me up.
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That’s why I’m here: to be seriously not serious except when I’m being serious! (You know, like when I’m talking about the brown spots that keep popping up on my once very virginal white ass)
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HA! I can identify, Jeff!
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😀 I know, right?
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Got to talk to Keith (i hope we are on a first name basis…)on another blog and I can tell you it didn’t go well lol. Exactly what you were writing about “God said gays are bad. Gay marriage is because of the loosen secular world”. Or some other worse things… anyway, got a less funny blog post about identity politics recently too if anybody wanna check it out 🙃
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Not sure who Keith is, Keith Partridge of The Partridge Family? I liked him, back in the day. “I think I love you, so what am I so afraid of…la, dee, da, dee da, dum…” 😀 ), but your post was very good. I try to stay away from arguments online just ’cause online arguments over hot button topics like the ones I write and vent about very quickly turn in to name calling matches and insult exchanges. if I wanna watch hamsters spin on a wheel, I’ll go to a pet store. I just jot down my satiric/sarcastic ideas to vent them and let ’em sit, just ’cause I likes it. Makes me feel better, but, I’d think one could tell by the content here, that I’m not gonna see the Trumpian-like light anytime soon and change my views. Many have tried, however, but I just don’t take the bait on it. Thanks for stopping by. And may your cat never bring in anything that your dog wouldn’t eat. $Amen$
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Oh, love your avatar, BTW. Hitchens was great.
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Thanks!! Loved watching him debate all kind of theists!
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Yep. He’s greatly missed. He was so smart and so quick on his feet in arguments with apologists. I don’t know how he did it as those guys can be SO friggin’ aggravating they simply make you want to scream at ’em to SHUT UP ALREADY! UGH!
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And this is what I call a “persecution complex,” or thinking that Christians in the United States are being somehow persecuted. Compared to Christians in…oh…just about everywhere else, Christians here (myself included) have it easy.
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Quite true.
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When I read this…I read between the lines of how Trump and his supporters speak with such ignorance.
hahahaha!!! this got me laughing though. I can’t believe people like this exist in our world.
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Oh, far too many of them do exist. It is sad, really.
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I hear you. It’s sad…but all we can do it talk to our good people and show them the ignorance that still exist in our society.
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You’re right. 🙂
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And when they finish bitchin’ ‘n whinin’ they might toodle off down to the local gun/toy store and get ’emselves a nice semi-auto equaliser!
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WAAAAAAA!!! Sounds like the right and best way to solve every issue out there. WAAAAAAA!!!
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Reality is being dreadfully unfair to them.
I feel their ancestors were mislead by those fellows who put together your written constitution, as you can’t actually have Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness all the time. As such I shall right to Her Majesty The Queen and ask her if she could spare some time to write them an open letter of comfort and enjoining them to be of good cheer and bear their burdens with dignity and solemn countenance.
(Either that or it’s me saying ‘Aww shut the f%!’* up!)
Best wishes from the (presently) United Kingdom- with no hard feelings over all that business in the 1770s-
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None taken. thanks for all your efforts in their to get the Queen involved in this. Keep at it. Eventually, I’m sure we can get her to help out. 🙂
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So our press reported during some event as a commercial aircraft roared over ‘Her Maj’ was heard to remark to an aide that it sounded ‘just like President Trump’.
We’re with you USA!
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And we with you!
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We’ll just have to airbrush over this 1770s war and get together again.
(Then the Queen could lock Trump in the Tower for High Treason)
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Oh, that’d be great! Lock the bugger up in a dark, dank area of the tower. Lovely.
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That’s why he won’t visit the UK, he’d not be able to call on his 30 million + supporters, just a hostile nation…. (apart from a few who’d want him here. Not because they like him but being on the Right they’d want to annoy Left-Wingers by saying them want him here)
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Mighty white of you. Otherwise you might have gotten black balled. Or a black mark by your name in the Good Book.
Are these the same people who claimed that after Barack Obama was elected in 2008 that we had evolved into a post racial society?
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WAAAA!! WAAAA!!! Thanks for reading. 🙂 WAAAAA!!! Don’t know why I’m whining. WAAAAA!!! Just can’t help myself, I guess. I am white, after all. WAAAAA!!!
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A mighty fine rant, if I may say so.
The only thing I’d add is “How dare our own white women demand equal pay and being treated as sentient creatures? Don’t they know how good they had it, being valued and cherished property? Protected from the scary brown and black people who would’ve spoiled their perfect, sparkly white bloodlines? Traitors, the lot of them WAAAAAAA!
First they want to vote, then they want to work and have their own money!!?? What a travesty, daddy and hubby give you allowances, they know what’s best! And what about my sammich?! WAAH! Why can’t those traitors be like our fine Christian wimmin who know their place and drink the Kool Aid like they be told by Jesus hisself? It’s the end, the end of civilization I tell you!”
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Yeah, da women. What kin ya’ say. We needs em fer breedin’ ‘n cookin’ our food. And, luckily, lots of ’em simply do as we say and even defend us when we’s abusin’ ’em. I’m so proud of those Christian white women who stood up ‘fer poor Roy Moore in ‘Bama. What a poor, abused soul he is. All those awful women lyin’ about him! So glad da smart Republican, Christian women down there stood up fer ’em. Hell, he wants ta bring back slavery! What more do ya’ need ta’ love da guy den dat?!
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LOL… Jeff, I swear you type/write like you’re from way Deepest South — the anus of southern Alabama, Mississippi, or Lousiana — and nowhere near Chic-ka-go. 😉 😛
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WAAAAA!!! WAAAAA!!! WAAAAAA!!!! WHAT ABOUT ME!!!! WAAAAA!!! (This reply has nothing to do with your comment. I just felt like whining about how unfair everyone is to me. WAAAAAA!!!)
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LMAO 🤣
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Oh stop your bitchin’! You think you got problems now? Wait until us WOMEN take over!
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Well, as long as it’s white, Christian women, it might not be SO bad. It won’t be good, but the Christian/white part of it will make that pill easier to swallow.
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OMG Nan!!! That can’t come SOON ENOUGH!!! Look how well women leaders are doing in Scandinavian/Nordic countries like Iceland!!!! 😖
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NZ was there before anyone, and apart from stealing Pavlova, and claiming Phar Lap as their own, and Split Enz, and Sam Neil, look how well they’ve done.
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John, I’m not familiar at all really with New Zealand, but I’m guessing/assuming you are being dead serious, right? Not sarcastic? 🤔 🙂
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” I’m not familiar at all really with New Zealand..” From Wikipedia: “New Zealand: The fictional land wherein dwell Hobbits, Elves, and Orcs. It is a place created by the imagination of J.R.R. Tolkien and not to be confused with a true, literal place.”
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Bwahahaha! Damn. Why didn’t I think of that. 😁
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🙂
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Dead serious. Australia invented pavlova.
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And kangaroos. Don’t forget that.
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Very cool then!!! 😍
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I just realized I have been persecuting christians for 55 year because I am a gay man. My being born made them a victim. I was a bad baby. Hugs
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Shame on you, you awful person, you!
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But it is so fun and fulfilling. Also what other jobs can a baby get so easy, I did not have the abastos gloves for barbecue spit turning. 😏😄😃😉 Hugs
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😀
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Shouldn’t they be thrilled that the majority of Mexicans are quite conservative, and Christian?
-Signed, A Little Confused.
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Yeah, but their skin is brown, and they talk funny, so that kinda takes precedence–at least I think so. Signed, Confused as fuck about the whole thing.
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And they have a fucking GREAT national soccer team that goes to the FIFA World Cup every 4-years!!! Most out of any nation in CONCACAF… the EASIEST federation (for 3-4 nations) to qualify from to go to the World Cup. 😖
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Soccer? SOCCER?!!! WAAAAAA!!!! That ain’t a real sport! It ain’t American!!! WAAAAAAA!!!! How DARE you mention it!!! WAAAAAA!!!! Now you’ve made me whine!!!! WAAAAAA!!!
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🤣 You’re killin’ me Jeff!!!
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WAAAAA!!! You’re only saying that ’cause I’m white!!!! WAAAAAAA!!!!! WAAAAAA!!!! WHAT ABOUT ME???!!! WAAAAAA!!!
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Grand and so true. You know the christian creationist say if you did not see it , it didn’t happen. Soooo..As what you say is the truth, you have grand vision. Hugs
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There are hours of the day I don’t see Trump, but, unfortunately, he’s still there–kinda like evolution and climate change. Oh, but aren’t these bloody people frustrating?! Ugh!
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HOLY SHIT!!! What tha HELL is this!!!??? I did not subscribe to SoM’s or ColorfulSprinkles blog-posts!!! I’ve been mentally infected!!! How can I nuke this!!!??? 😨🤪
😛 hehehe
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Those guys certainly have a unique style all their own, eh? 🙂
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To put it mildly, yes. 🙄
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WAAAAAA!!!! WAAAAA!! They whine a lot, too. WAAAAAA!!!! It’s kinda fun, when you do it a lot. WAAAAAA!!!!
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Bravo! A fine flourish of a tirade.
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Thanks. Sometimes, ya just gotta rant.
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I’m feeling a rant coming on too. Stupidity has broken out all over the UK – reds under the beds all over again, finger wagging and name-calling. And on top of that the blooming Gulf Stream is cooling which means we will really be up the creek without a paddle.
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Yep. It’s frustrating and it seems just so overwhelming at times.
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Stop persecuting Christians with your words. There is war on Easter, Christmas and now even on hugs!
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It’s cause I’m such a violent bloke. 🙂
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Violence, my friend, will be the end of you
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Yes. Indeed it will.
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Love this! So very true!
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Sadly, it so much is. I’m embarrassed to be a white dude at times. 🙂
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LMAO!!! Ain’t it the truth! 😀
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Yep. 🙂
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