I’m Moses, And I Exist, God Damn It!

Here’s an older post I’m re-posting just cause I want to, God Damn It!

The Arm Chair Pontificator

I'm Real, God Damn It! Says Moses I’m Real, God Damn It! Says Moses

Hello. This is Moses. Yes. THAT Moses, God damn it! Which Moses did you think it was? Your Uncle Moses from Jersey? Do you even have an Uncle Moses from Jersey? Does ANY ONE have an Uncle Moses from Jersey? I thought not, God damn it! So shut up a minute and let me talk already, God damn it! It’s come to my attention that several Rabbis, Christians, a-theists, and other such ninnies have been debating whether or not I ever existed. Apparently, some putzes think the stories in the Bible about me were just made up, and I am but a conglomeration of people combined into one guy by the writers of the Old Testament. Well, I’m here to tell you, that I AM Moses. I do exist, and I am the Moses written about in the Bible, God damn it! As…

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5 thoughts on “I’m Moses, And I Exist, God Damn It!

  1. I especially like the part in the books written by Moses (Torah Mi Sinai) when he describes his own death and what happned after. That’s clever.

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  2. Oh, goddammit!

    An oldie but a goodie. 🙂

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  3. Sorry, Mo, but Charlton Heston died in 2008. He went to Heaven’s executive suite reserved for top NRA members. Time to move on…

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