Montgomery, Alabama. Men, would you like to press your naked, aroused flesh against the body of a 13 or 14 year child but fear the legal repercussions of doing so? Well, then, relocate your fine self to Alabama where such things are not only allowed, they’re encouraged. Here in Alabama, we raise our children to do two things: Love their Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, with all their heart, and submit to the sexual advances of any adult male who wants them without question. Back in Moses’ day, gals as young as 9 or 10 were married off to men in their 60’s all the time. And why not? Did God not make the woman to please the man? Did Jesus Christ not say, “Love your children as you would your sheep?” I most certainly don’t think Jesus meant for men to make wool out of their children. That’s just nutty. So, besides making wool, what else are sheep used for if not to gratify the sexual needs of the shepherd? Doesn’t it make far more sense for sexually frustrated adult men to satisfy their needs by having sex with children rather than by fornicating with sheep? Of course it does! Ain’t no sheep gonna tell ya’ how much it loves you while your making love with it the way a child can. I can tell ya’ that! So, if you’re a man who would like the freedom to stalk children for your prurient needs, then come to Alabama. You’ll love it here. Hell, you’ll love it SO much you may decide to run for the Senate and represent our state on the Hill one day.